The best part of hockey is when they make a bunch of adult men sit really close together after they've misbehaved.

I love this sport but it can be very silly

ok fine
i will manage the mets

#ATOBTTR

BREAKING: Republicans, furious at Democrats for doing thing they wanted to do but couldn’t do, now insist thing they wanted to do is un-American

Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

Elly 😁

Maybe not the fanciest of #birds, but oh how I love how this shot turned out!

Kentucky Waxing Crescent Moon. 9:12pm 4/21/2026.

Pick your 5th Ninja Turtle:

Limoncello

Sunset over Wrigley Field.

just saw someone call Kash Patel “J Edgar Boozer” and need to lie down

are we supposed to open these

These Reds are rolling

Willie Stargell, circa 1979 #Pirates

#Baseball

This is a treat. And same.

The actual Blue Jays broadcast on my tv 😁

#ATOBTTR

Big Sal pleased with himself on that over the shoulder catch. Me too

"City prosecutor Marcus McDowell said it wasn’t a free speech case but argued 'no one has a Constitutional right to dress up as an erect penis and stand on the side of the road.'"

(For the record, the costume had, erm, somewhat deflated by the time of the arrest.)

screenshot from the Cubs stating that teams win when scoring more

Incredible insight from the Cubs broadcast

"i am not one of those fools who thinks they can fight a goose
no sir"

There was a goose on the field at Wrigley, they played on

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We need a matriarchy run by lesbians with clipboards and earpieces who do not take any shit.

The overlapping fonts make my eye twitch.

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So… a cat?

what was herbie fully loaded with

*cough* bullshit *cough cough*

Time for Mamdani and Obama to go to a baseball game with the Pope. Let’s just blow this whole thing wide open.

Big Downfall energy in today’s WSJ

“At the same time, the president sometimes loses focus, spending time on the details of his plans for the White House ballroom or on midterm fundraisers”