Today's puzzledy-riddle brain teasery-do: How do I change the marquee to herald the nice Independent Film Festival people when the nice Independent Film Festival people have already installed large metal interlocking sidewalk barriers which totally block my ladder access
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Cat Distribution System strikes again
Hamnet (2025), dir. Chloé Zhao
first time I really remember was a cast party where first I'm in a basement with a little bubble pipe and next I'm outside on my back looking at the stars and there's music coming out from inside and I remember thinking I had no idea the stars looked so good when someone's playing the guitar
hmm, yes, sounds important, but have you considered I have absolutely no interest in the story of avengers: doomsday
A very pudgy brown tabby cat sits on a kitchen chair next to the photographer. She has been caught mid-yell. It is very difficult to photograph her when she is not mid-yell.
Truth Coming Out Of Her Bedroom To Shame Mankind
Due to underwhelming demand, I uploaded the complete 1954 EATOMIC SECRETS cookbook from Sandia Base. Bon appétit! archive.org/details/sand...
I’m the guy who invents new bathroom faucet designs for every hotel. You might know me from Knob That Goes The Other Way and Joystick That’s Hard To Turn Off. Lately I’ve been lacking inspiration, even thinking about hanging it up. I’ve had a good run, but — wait, never mind: Ball You Turn Diagonal
important and breaking
An Elite: Dangerous screenshot offering a mission to go and assassinate the venerable general Mrs. Trellis of North Wales. I did not accept the mission, mostly because I did not have enough LV to bypass the Elephant & Castle shunt.
alas, the procyon autocracy decreed she'd written one letter too many
Full rainbow over the river
Rainbow over the Clyde
Today's clearance CD score: 1997 nearly-an-hour-long instrumental concept album about having sex once
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rarely do we have the honor of encountering artists of such genius and vision contemporaneously; I feel like a random delft resident walking into their local coffeeshop and seeing ol' johnny vermeer throwing something up on the wall
Emerson writing his Concord Hymn while holding a lahge Dunkin' regulah
Patriots Day runs on Dunkin', at least in Concord
www.universalhub.com/2026/patriot...
large arrow-shaped caption lower right reading THIS IS IT, LEGAL EAGLES! THE CROSS-EXAMINATION -YOU- DEMANDED!
Red ink line drawing of a Kebab Chef with his Meat Roll. On the roll the pattern from the album cover of Joy Division's Unknown Pleasures, which is also the caption under the image.
holy shit guys did you see this
we did it, we finally fucking did it
we built a machine that can do something faster than a person
WOWZER BOWZERS
There used to a pop song every year named "Hero" and the chorus was always "You're a hero deep inside / don't ever let your hero hide". But then 9/11 happened, and every pop song was named "Party Booty (Bootyhole Remix) feat DJ A$$crack". And if it isn't true don't correct me.
city skyline from a freeway: "How do yall even know what building to go in"
Musicians playing on a small stage on the street; there is a sign that says Washboard Chaz Blues Trio. Washboard Chaz is playing a washboard that says Chaz on it.
Meet me at Washboard Chaz in the next 15 minutes if you want an ass-kicking
let this be a lesson to all aspiring Our Boarding House cosplayers: if you're gonna dress like Clyde and Mack, you've gotta be able to chirp on the spot like Clyde and Mack
anything can happen on tim curry's birthday
View of Buster from below his front. His wool is occulting the sun.
And all that is now
And all that is gone
And all that's to come
And everything under the sun is in tune
But the sun is eclipsed by a very woolly sheep with a fractional number of horns
11. everyone responds differently to everything
12. everyone’s 24 hours in a day are not the same
13. grief is never done
14. “i saw this and thought of you” is the most sincere and honest exchange
15. there’s no such thing as a waste of time
you’ve all heard of kissing the blarney stone for the gift of gab, but what if i told you there is a new rock that makes you good at posting? it’s a cinder block i recovered from a demolished sears and i think it’s about to start working.
in this picture morgan fairchild brings more joan blondell energy than I think I've ever seen anyone else bring, A+
earlier in They Live one of the aliens tells Roddy Piper "You look just as shitty to us as we do to you" which means that the alien having sex with the woman at the end of the film is the alien equivalent of a monsterfucker, like that guy is carefully guarding some commissioned art
Rugged guy in cowboy hat, lighting a smoke
There used to be an important country and western bar called Hillbilly Ranch in Boston at Park Square. The state seized it in 1980 under eminent domain to replace it with the state transportation building. Henry Horenstein took great pictures there in 1972. Coulda been 1952.
a cubs cube. it says cubes