Yeah, those are the same sources that painted Tito Francona as an addict after he won two fucking World Series for us.

This is horseshit.

It's been almost four years. I'm dying, not thriving.

Almost time to hang it up.

Next week's schedule including a 12 hour stream on Tuesday 6/10.

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No jury would convict if you struck him with a cane.

The "airball" meme is stupid. Argue with ya moms.

🙏❤️

You're spending your days letting people who don't know you're alive live rent free in your head. I'm earning my MBA 18 mo after open-heart surgery and a layoff.

I know this meme usually ends with "we are not the same." Instead I'll say: You can do it too. You can do anything.

Lock the fuck in.

Some of you have unwarranted main character syndrome and it shows.

Sorry you had to find out this way.

Humility is healthy.

If you were happy with your new, blue main squeeze, you wouldn't talk about the X so much.

Nah it's just a different sort of toxic.

Imagine being given the gift of being alive and waking up every day to cry about politics and people who don't know you exist.

Call your parents and tell them you love them. Go outside and smell some flowers. Eat a big fuck off piece of cake. LIVE you automatons.

Schedule for next week. We're still on our protracted grad school schedule. After May 10, I'll be streaming more often. We're approaching our 1000 follower goal and a lot of you are a reason for that. Thank you! ♥️

Was this even a question? It's never been a question for me.

I envy the people that have so much free time that the can pray on the downfall on people that will never know they exist.

I need to be more selective of who I follow on socials including streamers.

Some of you are real creeps.

Why is your camera aspect ratio the way it is? I have to ask.

Live now on Twitch.

Join up if you're not a bot.

www.twitch.tv/FUNKAF1ED

Every work day that I have to drive into the office is "The Arrival" by Atmosphere.

You blinked. 😉

When you follow 32k people you're going to get a few degenerates.

I follow less than 100 people on this Wish-brand social app and I'm going to have to start unfollowing already.

Some of you ruin everything.

I fail to understand why one makes their identity their entire personality. I support your right to exist, but if all you are is how you identify or who you enjoy having relations with, you are a painfully boring person.

I want to know what you want to accomplish before you die.

Yeah I'd be dead with those wait times. Hard pass.

My cardiac surgery was $250k.

This is what I keep trying to explain to my wife.

a man is wearing a white shirt and tie and looking at the camera . ALT: a man is wearing a white shirt and tie and looking at the camera .

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