I hate asmr videos made by a man, if you not a little Asian twink wearing a mask- I’m scrolling

#asmr #asmrvideos

Okay xiahongshu lowkey lit asfff I’m boutta learn mandarin just to understand the memes

#rednote #redbook #xiaohongshu

My 2025 prediction is that the straight women who SEVERELY misuse the term “trade” to describe any goofball they like, are gonna make that term enter the straight mainstream and we’re gonna see shit like “when the trade is over😂” on target mugs or some shit

#gays #thetrade #thegays

Gen z and millennials need to stop making “lead paint stare” jokes bc there are bitches out here putting lead and arsenic in their food and talking about their “health benefits” we truly should not be talking 😭

I miss definable fashion silhouettes everyday💔💔💔

‘Fashion’ TikTokers need to drop ‘fashion’ out of their title cuz all they do is wear the same shit over and over again, or some bullshit they got off shein. Like they’re always either a human thrift store mannequin, or the microtrend final boss😒😒😒

#fashiontiktok #tiktok #microtendfinalboss

I don’t know what the fuck you BL manhwa/manhua bitches are smoking- but it’s CHEAP because there’s no way y’all are reading the most tumblr 2014 ass webtoons and have the GALL to be kicking y’alls feet, giggling at that shit💀

#manhwa #manhua #BL #immostlyjokingbutstillyall😭

something about a man singing a song originally sung by a woman genuinely pisses me off like stfu pls 😭

#music #singers

Sometimes I see a hot person and I’m like “what if I change everything about myself to be hot, become an influencer, then become mutuals with this person, and then we get married” and then I remember that thats actually insane and I need to not make life decisions past 9 pm

#hotpeople #imsosillay

I’m all for silly and harmless ships but I genuinely don’t understand Jayce x Viktor from Arcane😓

Not doing well mentally but fuck it imma make brownies

I fucking hate those corny ass mfs on TikTok who post what’s essentially boomerang with a caption they ripped off twitter

Gwen Stefani has so many bangers why did no one tell me

Arcane is so fucking good (I don’t know anything about League of Legends)

“old man yaoi” this and “doomed yuri” that, when are we getting freaky asexuals💔💔💔

Not the forced spanglish😭 as a no sabo kid I’d sit my ass DOWN💀💀

Me with my bother after he bought me a family pack of cheezits (I’m unemployed)

you know the mental state of Americans is cooked when Elmo starts making guest appearances on what should be adult shows bc wtf do you mean he was on chicken shop date😭leave that lil boy alone😭😭😭

Erm…

Here’s to dreaming I can one day own property🤞 (the landlords will one day cannibalize themselves and I can’t wait to see it)