Requiem for a Dream.

Charm and JD are pretty far apart.

Turn on the signal bat and call Man Bat!

Time to taco some furniture tariffs!

A wheelie? A fn wheelie?! Maybe fotus was right! Crime is out of control! I heard after that, those kids got a slushie at 7/11!

This helps explain why Willie Mays didn't win more MVPs. Fascinating stat.

Banger. Listened to that album so many times.

So Zuck has two friends?

Someone wrote that his "dancing" looks like he's trying to punch a ghost and that's all I think about. Also his handlers should tell him to stop.

Is he, or has has, Bill Maher ever been relevant? I've never paid attention to him and I don't think I'm missing anything.

@katebu.bsky.social

And? Fun? Good? Bad?

@craigcalcaterra.bsky.social in case you needed more ammo to 💩 on Pirates ownership.

Americans want this job? When voting for Trump, their thought was sign me up for a terrible physically demanding position for terrible pay?

He was just visiting a friend at the ballpark, came home with a new job.

Did he even have to apply for that job?

I've heard OPPO Taco in every ad break on the mlb audio feed. They don't have another baseball saying they could throw in there? Just driving me back to a podcast bc jfc I know what an oppo taco is.

Says the guy running to hide from a voter in an elevator.

When's he up for reelection?

This is Senator Jim Banks from Indiana. No need to tell you he’s a Republican—it’s clear by the cruel disdain he shows his own constituent who was laid off.

Note: he waits until the door’s about to close before telling him he deserved it & calling him a “clown.”

He’s not just cruel—he’s a coward.

Okay, this is my newest very very favorite meme.

He would know.

Word salad, word salad, tariffs...

You have people approving this as your official messaging?

They suck so no surprises.

Why would Rubio stand up to anything? Does he have a backbone?

If there was a way to block WaPo on every platform, I would.

Is tweet a lot a valid response?

Just terrible jazz where he riffs on two notes, one he can't hit?

Will Musk run the Kennedy Center too then?

He could pay someone a million dollars a haircut, not miss the money, but nope, he looks like he went to a training academy and got a free one from someone who's using safety scissors.