Breakup robe jumpscare on SNL last night!

I didn’t expect that stand-alone episode that was purely from the POV of Olivia the Seagull but I found it surprisingly touching

I’m not ok

A sigh of pure peace breathed it into life

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: we can stop the hunt —three days is the perfect length for a weekend.

Perfect!!!! Who’s your artist?

I’m listening

Is this love?

If I’ve never been in a romantic relationship with a woman and Natasha Lyonne identifies as straight then explain the sexual tension between me and her when I watch Poker Face in my house. Can’t be done. 🥵

Way better than some doughy guy called Kevin

Get em

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Guys is it possible we’re actually in Groundhog Day?

I’m gonna need so many little treats in the next few years

So true

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Obligatory response. You must Watch this glorious video that @projectfactz.bsky.social showed me a while back. Perfect for MLK day too youtu.be/nZxFqsedZbI?...

Yes you are!

This is helpful

I always see tons of ships and lighthouses at thrift stores but this was epic!

Without downloading any new pics, what’s your energy going into 2025?

Oh no, Ed, that doesn’t have a flared base. I wouldn’t do that if I were you…

Purple haired old bitch wearing a sweatshirt with a possum on it for no apparent reason walking along with one middle finger up at the sky. Hot damn I can’t wait.

Poor sickie lil Con bby

My pelican was triggered by parents so I also don’t like this

Itty bitty nips!

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On it!