why Putting Claude in charge of reading my notifications and deciding what to do with them was a fantastic idea.
putting claude in charge of fucking my wife and letting it decide when i'm
allowed to jack off
avalanche where u at
old fashioned Hollywood bigwigs will tell you the The Pitt should be a show about a hospital for as many seasons as possible. i embrace a new Hollywood mindset that incorporates the teachings of shonen manga. season 3 should have all the same characters but now they're in a high school marching band
2001 Pontiac Aztek
the Pontiac Aztek - which entered production in 2000 for the 2001 model year and was cancelled from the lineup in 2005 - lasted longer than the confederacy
nascar is easily the most health conscious sport in the world. you can’t even imagine how much bacteria is on a basketball
Average Iranian dude? Wants to watch soccer and hang out.
Me? Wants to watch soccer and hang out.
Pete Hegseth? Wants to continually imagine himself in the Crusades killing people with a sword or maybe a gun, anachronisms be damned!
My one-hour special “Rick Steves Iran: Yesterday and Today,” which helps humanize 90 million Iranian people, is streaming free and ad-free at www.ricksteves.com/watch-iran.
come on it's a little funny that bluesky started going down a lot more right after the ceo and dev team started talking about using ai for vibe coding right?
i really don’t know why the concept of outer space makes me so emotional but every single one of these artemis photos hits
pretty crazy that’s where we live
That's home. That's us.
This image of home just came down from the Artemis II crew.
Taken after their translunar injection burn, there are aurorae at top right and lower left, and zodiacal light at lower right.
Credit: NASA/Reid Wiseman
always funny how, like, elissa slotkin spends 96 hours a week on TV and pods going “i’m part of the get shit done caucus and that’s what real americans want,” meanwhile NYC is providing a pretty good example of what getting shit done looks like and it’s a problem. probably nothing to take from that.
But behind the scenes, Israeli officials have conveyed a more targeted message. In private calls to local leaders across southern Lebanon, Israeli military officials have assured several Christian and Druse communities that they could remain in the evacuation zone. They have pressed them, however, to force out any Lebanese from neighboring Shiite Muslim communities who have sought refuge among them as Israeli bombardment flatten Shiite towns, according to local Christian, Druse and Shiite leaders who spoke to The New York Times. The Shiites make up the majority of southern Lebanon.
So what this describes is ethnic cleansing www.nytimes.com/2026/04/01/w...
(April Fools) Nancy Daubenberger, Jacob Frey, and Michael Rainville cut the ribbon on the new project
MnDOT reconstruction of Main Street, Crosby before
MnDOT reconstruction of Main Street, Crosby after
(April Fools) Current crosswalks on St. Anthony Main are frequent and create a false sense of security
MnDOT to combine history, AASHTO compliance in innovative reconstruction of St. Anthony Main: streets.mn/2026/04/01/mndot-st-anth...
MNDOT, MPRB, and City of Minneapolis announce new collaboration on St. Anthony Main.
totally understand why people are really down on the world cup but it can’t be said enough: it’s the best
The 48 team World Cup rules because Cape Verde got in but not 4 time champions Italy.
she dem on my rep til I congo
Minnesota Twins player #30, James Outman
Hideo Kojima introducing a baseball player in a video game
if Tommy Lloyd wins a title before Mark Few we are #noticing
not a Zona fan but Llyod winning a title before Few would be very funny
who up surin they name
baseball :)
The 9th best team in the Big Ten takes down the best team in the SEC. It’s like the Big Ten is playing a different sport they’re so much better than everyone else.
current nascar standings: woke ginger, wife guy with killer mustache, the one black guy, michael jordan’s co-plaintiff
The Big Ten team that had never won a tournament game is now in the Sweet 16. Absolutely no nights off in this league.
High Point University has an on-campus steakhouse where students can do fake business dinners, and an life size airplane on campus where their students can pretend to pitch execs in first class.
This is Nathan Fielder University.
So many mid-majors in this tournament were right there until the last two minutes or so.
power teams can’t be cinderellas - instead, I think we should call them ugly stepsisters. good enough to get in, but it sure wasn’t pretty
it needs to die
my sister is so excited about getting her cosmetology license i don't have the heart to tell her the USSR doesn't have a space program anymore