It’s so good to see you again ice lord it’s been a while I’m so happy I opened Bluesky up for the first time in a while and saw you :)

I took some boner enhancing pills and now my wife is accusing me of rigging the erection

Jitte photoshopped onto a picture of a cracked egg

This jitte cracks eggs

Kirk is gonna become a synonym for killing and in like 100 years some kid will make a joke to their friends about how isn’t it crazy that the guy with the last name Kirk got kirked and then that kid will be teased as they weren’t aware of the origins of the word

Sonic the hedgehog got bottom surgery call that yonic the hedgehog

a man has set up a pavilion by the road, where he is selling the lemons life has given him for $1 each. a bowl full of the yellow fruit is on the table in front of him, along with a box with a lemon on the label. several more boxes of lemons sit on a rolling dolly just behind him.

trying my hand at a comic inspired by mr. joshua pants, really happy with how it turned out

Did you know the rats in the capital of Hungary have the lowest morale out of all the world’s rats?

This is because they boo da pests

Thank you thank you

A father and son get into a car crash. The father dies. The boy is rushed to the hospital. When the doctor finally arrives, they announce “ I cannot operate on this boy, for *I* am Pagliacci”

The doctor then honks her nose and backflips out the window

The boy then dies

I’m like a fish

Heyyy

Jesus if he was a French chef: I’m getting c-roux-cified

Give me 15 beers

Flails around

I’m like mostly normal nose wise now

Hiii love

My wiiiife

Rhinoplasty dw about it I’m fine 👍

Tw: blood/swelling

He’s literally meeeeee

This is a really good joke I promise

The headless horseman has a fake head

Fellatio is oral sex, or giving head

Fallacious can mean tending to deceive or mislead

So like

Fake head

This is really good please.

The headless horseman pretending to give oral sex call that fellacious

My @drawfeeshow.com stuff has finally arrived :D

Hyperventilating and having an anxiety attack though

I’m safe dw I’m sheltering at a friends house.

I support this

Are you the 43rd president of the United States?? cause by George, that’s a W Bush

My sisters Extreme Jacob Horse has arrived @drawfeeshow.com

Just finished the demo for chordioid, and then followed your twitter account to this. Bodes well I’d say. Well worth $20 a year.

digital painting of mountains. behind the mountains, you can see Celestia, the goddess of Montas, rising.

the goddess

#art #digitalart #oc #ocsky

attack on @elliotinfinity.bsky.social

attack on @jesteroftheland.bsky.social

attack on @wewardwhimsy.bsky.social

attack on @elliotinfinity.bsky.social

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#artfight #digitalart #art