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Posts by Bridget Sharitt

If you recognize which unnamed woman is talking because you're asked for comment and the comment makes it clear which of the woman's rape stories match your memory of events, and you text that specific woman and say "stop telling people I raped you," that is.... sure an admission of something.

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The hardest part of being trans is that no one believes you never liked Harry Potter even before Joanne went full mask off transphobe

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"we can't impeach because we want to focus on corruption" is so stupid only they'd come up with it

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"Project Liberal" is run by Jason Pye, whose CV includes 7 years at Freedomworks, and Tyler Harris, who worked for the Libertarian National Committee for a half-decade. if you fall for this shit you're the biggest sucker ever born

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I don’t know why Trump needed to start his own social network to be racist on, Nextdoor already existed

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I could jam out a giant thread about this, but the hard work was already done by @acollierastro.bsky.social so I'm assigning you to watch an hour-long video about this.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmJI6qIqURA

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Macaulay Culkin in Fallout saying 
All that remains of America is the overwhelming evidence of its failure

Macaulay Culkin in Fallout saying All that remains of America is the overwhelming evidence of its failure

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oh NOW the tent's too big? I guess nazi tattoo guy takes up a lot of space

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Reposting this for obvious reasons. I have much more in common with any Iranian than I do with the American and Israeli pieces of shit trying to annihilate them. Any single Iranian life lost is an entire universe gone; more, a tragedy at a level I cannot personally fathom. This is all I can do.

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Going to wait and do the dishes in the morning instead of tonight just in case there’s no reason to have done them

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Also, we need to bring back full video cutscenes, none of this rendered motion capture nonsense.

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Red Alert 2 is probably a better game than Red Alert 3, but 3 does have Tim Curry, so it kinda evens out.

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Screenshot of a Twitter exchange in which user @kimerrikin notes that the city of Lynchburg VA declared April 7 2008 to be Leland Melvin Day, and Leland Melvin (@Astro_Flow) thanking them for reminding him.

Screenshot of a Twitter exchange in which user @kimerrikin notes that the city of Lynchburg VA declared April 7 2008 to be Leland Melvin Day, and Leland Melvin (@Astro_Flow) thanking them for reminding him.

Happy Leland Melvin day to all who celebrate. 💚

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I’m unconvinced that nuking Iran will solve the ethics in gaming journalism issue

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The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back

Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

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Good fucking god

In what world is I AM GOING TO DO A GENOCIDE TONIGHT AT 8 PM a distraction

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Memes image of Aragorn and Theoden with undercuts and earrings saying "Chat, the beacon notification just hit. Gondor's asking for a carry" and "Say less."

Memes image of Aragorn and Theoden with undercuts and earrings saying "Chat, the beacon notification just hit. Gondor's asking for a carry" and "Say less."

Was feeling melancholy, but then I dug up Theoden with an undercut from my vault of memes

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It would be pretty fucked up if ”it” happens today. The liquor store is closed for Easter and I wouldn’t be able to buy any champagne.

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A scene from Star Trek 3 with Spock being surrounded by the enterprise crew after he’s comeback to life with the caption “HE IS RISEN”

A scene from Star Trek 3 with Spock being surrounded by the enterprise crew after he’s comeback to life with the caption “HE IS RISEN”

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Keep going. Save yourself.

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A bologna sandwich is just a flat hotdog

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Bilbo barely passed Old Took's record lifespan after having a supernaturally-life-extending ring for 60 years. which begs a question. what the hell did Old Took do
mitsuhachiinthehive
I have a theory that somewhere back up the line gandalf fucked a took. This sounds like complete crack but hear me out. The tooks are rumored to have "fairy blood" which in LOTR terms means either elves or maia. There is an ancestor who's unusually tall and many of them are noted to live unusually long lives unless they meet with illness or injury, same as the numenorians did. They don't hve extra pointy ears and elves don't have a special interest in the line. But who DOES have a special interest in looking after tooks (and bilbo who is a took on his mother's side/his adopted son frodo)? Gandalf. That dude is ALWAYS fussing over some silly little guy. He regularly brought the old took birthday presents.
Back in the day some bold hobbitess decided to climb that old man and ever since then gandalf has been looking after his line of tiny crazy bastards and no one will convince me otherwise.

sindar-princeling Bilbo barely passed Old Took's record lifespan after having a supernaturally-life-extending ring for 60 years. which begs a question. what the hell did Old Took do mitsuhachiinthehive I have a theory that somewhere back up the line gandalf fucked a took. This sounds like complete crack but hear me out. The tooks are rumored to have "fairy blood" which in LOTR terms means either elves or maia. There is an ancestor who's unusually tall and many of them are noted to live unusually long lives unless they meet with illness or injury, same as the numenorians did. They don't hve extra pointy ears and elves don't have a special interest in the line. But who DOES have a special interest in looking after tooks (and bilbo who is a took on his mother's side/his adopted son frodo)? Gandalf. That dude is ALWAYS fussing over some silly little guy. He regularly brought the old took birthday presents. Back in the day some bold hobbitess decided to climb that old man and ever since then gandalf has been looking after his line of tiny crazy bastards and no one will convince me otherwise.

So my more Tolkien-minded friends how do we feel about this theory? Because I mean it makes a lot of sense…

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Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

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The second Mario movie should have been an unrelated Japanese movie with Mario characters added in post and dubbed over with a new voice track.

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David Hughes tweet, 2015 

Judas: still on for Friday?
Jesus: Friday?
Judas: yeah, the last supper
Jesus: the what?
Judas: supper. Normal supper with the fellas

David Hughes tweet, 2015 Judas: still on for Friday? Jesus: Friday? Judas: yeah, the last supper Jesus: the what? Judas: supper. Normal supper with the fellas

Talking of banger tweets

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I can’t believe that another season of Dimension 20: On a Bus ended on a cliffhanger. Can’t wait for season 3!

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Once again, please don’t personify the chat bots

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Yay the people are in space! They got out of Earth, the lucky bastards!

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The white smoke coming off the rocket indicates that a new space pope has been selected

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I'm going to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism

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