catch me under the cuck tree

I ate it up but I know a lot of people tried it and didn’t return

surprised!?

It means that in two cycles my KINGDOM will be without an heir!!!

somehow gay grandson married a lesbian in CK3 and now the second in line to the throne doesn’t want to have children

https://

*slams laptop* SHUT THE FUUUCK UP

three minutes searching for headphones already in my ears playing music 😖

need a von dutch kinda night fr

it must be done.

a sriracha bottle shape would make a good douche in a pinch, minus the spicy

getting spooky 🎃👻

Now I want to restart Skyrim.

you know, the rapture would solve the housing crisis

stinky icky gym time

rn!? okay 😮‍💨

woof

Guess what I’m doing 💪🤪

smash bro

My dumb fag brain thought chopped and unc was about foreskin. Anyway I’m chopped.

I did it (:

you can use your imagination #fcf

might fuck around and post pole

😮‍💨😮‍💨

Looks harder than a steel beam, but you can let it melt in my mouth

oooh new gay millennial profile description cringe✨u r welcome

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