Close up of a cheese pizza with a perfect crust

Homemade pizza night

Calling my father a mother fucker within the first 5 minutes of our counseling session will always be funny.

Even offended, my brain seeks truth, and he can't really deny the truth

I've heard there's a new Samsung phone that has a privacy feature to deter looky loos from watching your screen.

SIMPLE Japan cellphones had these more than 10 years ago.

The State of the Union: the president is a corrupt demented sex criminal who tried to overthrow the constitution.

Bluesky feels like screaming into an empty room. Seeing as I quit Facebook, I was really looking for a means of connection.

Side note, we're all connected and it is revealed to us after this human life.

A scrabble like word game showing tiles with the letters a-i-r-blank-o-l-f

If this isn't a word I'm going to be so mad

A man, standing in a suit with a foot on a coffee table with a bubble that says "I'm spiritual" and a woman on the right sitting down on a red bench wearing a yellow short sleeved shirt and purple pencil skirt with a bubble that says "Demons are spirits too. Be more specific."

I believe in something but it's none of your business

Fun fact:

I am now old enough to get the singles vaccine and I dontwanna but I probably will seeing as I've had chicken pox at 15 years old and it sucked. I can't fathom shingles and don't want to.

Anyone out there get the shingles vaccine yet?

2026: I've been questioned so many times in not sure if I am a human anymore

A picture of Luigi in orange jumpsuit surrounded by cops with text that reads "OK. Here me out. What if instead of releasing the epstein siles, we release Luigi, give him a copy of the files and just let him cook?"

My main man

All long-term relationships require adaptability, because people change. Our children change. Our partners change. Our friends change. If we lock people into who they used to be, we do not give them room to grow. It is okay if they do not like pink anymore. It is okay if they cut their hair shorter. It is okay if they switch from glasses to contacts. We do not need to keep reminding them of who they used to be. We have to let people be.

Advice from Nedra Tawab that hits just right. Change is the only constant

An orange and white cat glowing from behind because of the sun light

Good orange boy Boo
#orangecat

I know she came out publicly as wrong after not believing cosby victims but it's very difficult to consider myself a fan again

It's me, call me Cassandra

The best way to get the pedophiles out of your city is to pass a billionaires tax.

She need some bail money and a place to stay low?

My 12 year old nephew just texted me that you can put the word "anal" in front of any model of Ford car and it makes sense. His favorite model is the Anal Escort but mine is the Anal Freestyle.

My professor would be proud #standup #accounting #shorts YouTube video by Sammy Obeid

youtube.com/shorts/Z3gHF...

An image of the gulf of Mexico labeled incorrectly as the gulf of America because some pedo gifting liar demanded it like a toddler with a poopy.

F u google you bunch of simps. you'll change it back but you won't get your self respect when you do. You folded, you caved, you placed a pedo above your common sense. You suck

Oct 2, 2016 12am An email from someone with the initials LHS to Jeffrey reading, "Jeff, How plausible is the idea that trump is a real cocaine user? Signed, L Sent from my iPhone" Following is a reply from Jeffrey epstein on Oct 2, 2016 at 12:32pm that reads only one word: "YES"

But also, is anyone surprised?
#epstein #trump

Ted Cruz whining about VA gerrymandering

The GOP is entering the “finding out” phase of gerrymandering. By the same metric, Dems got almost 40% of the vote in Utah and currently hold zero congressional seats due to gerrymandering

WATCH: Minneapolis resident and U.S. citizen Aliya Rahman describes being detained by ICE YouTube video by PBS NewsHour

I’m sharing Aliya’s entire opening statement. We owe it to her, and those who no longer have a voice, to watch. youtu.be/zrcW8SZtYpI?...

I wish this platform was as compelling as basefook but I miss connections to other humans

Go look at the moon

And it help them doubt themselves and that sets the stage for abuse as an adult

Personally, I think that anyone who was sending friendly emails back and forth with Jeffrey Epstein or attending events with him post-2008 should be thrown into an active volcano.

Inside of a screened in porch looking out towards the yard with sunlight filtering in through the nearby Japanese maple with brilliant red foliage. There is a wicker chair with blue cushions and a plant in a white pot in the foreground.

I am lucky to have this view as it truly soothes my soul ❤️

Why can't I just order the same bins my local kroger uses to bring my bagged groceries to my car and just switch out the bins minus the plastic bagging.

I mean I'd happily pay a deposit fee but at least this way we all get what we want.

Quicker and less cost

Okay, I thought I was a stoic but what is #26?