I was looking through the spreadsheet specifically to see 4:04 but couldn't find it.

kermit the frog and mr. fozzie bear are standing next to each other in front of a red curtain Alt: kermit the frog and ozzie bear are standing next to each other in front of a red curtain. Kermit pulls a rope and a trap door opens underneath Fozzie, and he falls through it.

Hello Bluepals, we are open.

we all know I have no life, so:

Mandalorian and Grogu poster by Matt Ferguson

Close up of ships flying

Kenner INT-4 toy

Kenner INT-4 toy box

@mattferguson.bsky.social's excellent poster for #TheMandalorianAndGrogu features INT-4 mini-rigs!

This #buyastrangerabook day offer is still unclaimed!!

A lovely offer by @dollyscrum.bsky.social, who'll buy someone the book of their choice, up to £20!

Any book at all.

So, if there's a particular book you're after, get in touch.

UK only

Three contestants of The Chase, with the names Sarah, Fergus and Ann.

Fans of #TheChase - you know how they sometimes book contestants on a particular show because their names make an amusing or fun combination when read together? For this episode I think they were counting on the fourth contestant not being caught...

I Did Not Tell Death Where I Lived   I did not tell Death where I lived – But he has found me all the same. I hear his knock upon my door And the calling of my name.   My Snapchat settings kept him out. On Instagram I blocked him. Facebook friend requests were spurned – Yet still he keeps on knocking.   A court injunction freshly filed, But still I sit in fear. Oh, my mistake. It is not Death – I think my pizza’s here. Brian Bilston    

Today’s poem is called ‘I Did Not Tell Death Where I Lived’.

English I'm sorry, Ms. Jackson (ooh), I am for real. Never meant to make your daughter cry. I apologize a trillion times Linkedin Speak ~ Deeply committed to radical transparency and accountability in my personal partnerships. want to take full ownership of the recent friction involving your daughter—it was never my intention to disrupt her emotional well-being. I'm leaning into this learning moment with a 1,000,000,000,000x commitment to making things right. Apologies for the misalignment. #Accountability #GrowthMindset #Leadership #RelationshipManagement

bleeding isn't in my blood beating you is what i do yeah LinkedIn Speak Resilience is woven into my DNA. Failure isn't an option when you're hyper-focused on delivering results and outperforming the competition. It's not just about the grind; it's about the win. Let's keep crushing those KPIs! #GrowthMindset #Leadership #Winning Culture #Relentless

English: Glory to God in the highest. And on earth peace to men of good will. We praise You. We bless You. We adore you. We glorify You. We give You thanks for Your great glory. O Lord God, heavenly King, God the Father almighty. O Lord Jesus Christ, the Only-begotten Son. O Lord God, Lamb of God, Son of the Father: you Who take away the sins of the world, have mercy on us. You Who take away the sins of the world, receive our prayer. You Who sit at the right hand of the Father, have mercy on us. For you alone are holy. You alone are the Lord. You alone, O Jesus Christ, are most high. Together with the Holy Spirit in the glory of God the Father. Amen LinkedIn Speak Big shoutout to the Ultimate Visionary! Peace is the new productivity for all the high-performers out there. We're obsessed with Your brand. We're endorsing Your leadership. We're celebrating Your wins. Huge thanks for the massive value You bring to the table. O Lord God, C-Suite King, God the Father Almighty. O Lord Jesus Christ, the Only-begotten Son. O Lord God, Lamb of God, Son of the Father: You're the ultimate problem-solver for the world's biggest pain points-have mercy on us. You're streamlining our prayers. You're sitting at the right hand of the Father, leading the way-have mercy on us. Because You're the only one with that 10/10 holiness. You're the only true Leader. You alone, O Jesus Christ, are at the top of the org chart. Scaling it with the Holy Spirit in the glory of God the Father. Amen. #Leadership #Vision #Gratitude #SuccessMindset #Blessed

obsessed with the LinkedIn-Speak translator

Woop woop! Feargal Sharkey totally nails it on Channel 4 News just now 🔥🔥🔥

Calling for a REFERENDUM so the public can decide whether to bring water into public ownership

With @windrushwasp.bsky.social + anti sewage groups

SIGN THE PETITION if you agree 👇
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/76...

Duvets should be zoned. Thinner at the top, thicker at the bottom where my freezing toes are.

Narf.

I'd have got a haircut in advance if I'd known.

A NASA photograph of Earth taken from the Artemis II mission by astronaut Reid Wiseman, displayed on a television screen. The full disk of Earth is centered against black space, showing the blue of the oceans, white cloud formations, and the reddish-brown landmass of Australia in the lower left. A thin luminous arc of atmosphere traces the planet’s edge. The NASA logo is partially visible in the upper right corner of the screen. The TV is framed by colorful ambient lighting in purple, pink, and orange.

My god.

What a photo from Reid Wiseman onboard Artemis II.

That's here. That's home. That's us.

An illustration of a robot dinosaur on wheels with flames coming out of its nose, holding a car. The back of the box gives a "biography" of Transaurus, with such choice tidbits as " A popular crime fighter, Transaurus travels the country chomping out crime, and is often called to destroy drug 'crack' houses, or help clean up community neighborhoods. She enjoys fans' applause and attention!"

The back of the box is WILD

This Picturesque Back Street Is Home To Dozens Of Frog Statues Visit this charming cobbled street, and see how many frogs you can find.

This Picturesque Back Street Is Home To Dozens Of Frog Statues

HappyToast ★ art, animation, nonsense and stuff One guy who does drawings and photoshops and animations and writes funny stuff

ICYMI It's my 20th anniversary, anyone buying a print from happytoast.co.uk today will get a limited edition "20 years of Toast" print.

🇫🇷 Sen. Claude Malhuret:

"I compared the Trump presidency to Nero's court. I was wrong. It's a court of miracles. An anti-vax ex heroin addict as Health Sec; a climate skeptic as Econ Sec; an alcoholic TV host as Def Sec; an ex Qatari agent as Attorney Gen; a Putin groupie as Homeland Security Sec."

I don’t know why Denis Villeneuve is bothering to release a movie about a battle for a precious natural resource in a harsh desert environment, overlaid with bitter political-religious enmities and featuring an obese, rotting paedophilic villain. Seems kind of irrelevant to our times.

Any indie bookshops in London need an experienced staff member for a couple of days a week?

#books #bookshop #help

A nice evening tonight in Glastonbury. The eve before Spring Equinox. A time of balance between light and dark. Bring on the light!

Tiny bat

100% this.

starting to think this "metaverse" idea doesn't have legs

Photo of the two members of Sh!t Theatre, dressed in folky clothing and sitting outside on a country road. One of them is holding a mandolin, and they both wear white facepaint, red lipstick and black eyeliner dripped down their cheeks to resemble tears. A black banner with yellow text reading 'Tonight' is overlaid across the bottom of the image.

The same photo with the opacity reduced so it's semi-see-through, with large yellow text overlaid onto it. Text reads ''Fantastic show - brilliantly put together and performed, very funny and very moving' Five stars. Audience Member'.

TONIGHT (Wed 18 Mar) - it's your last chance to catch this hilarious, heartbreaking and wholly brilliant show from Sh!t Theatre.

There are still some seats available, grab yours now and enjoy a night of folk songs and storytelling about love, loss and life:
whatsonreading.com/or-whats-lef...

Fremen and a Baby

Trump:

"The President of the United States Gavin Newscum admitted that he has learning disabilities."

Yes, he actually called Gavin Newsom the "President of the United States" while trying to insult his cognition.

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25 ^ CHANELLE one man

Why is she not at no. 5? #totp

There’s some prints of this here if anyone’s after one… www.stuffbymark.co.uk/shop