I think maybe if you say it with an Irish accent.

Once met a girl almost exactly two Belgiums and a Liechtenstein away from Poughkeepsie.

Hopefully that will remind other straits the importance of a work-life balance.

I think because the jury was comprised mostly of Pearl Jam.

The were all great, but about a full run worse ERA in their tenure with the Yankees than the current group.

We’re at war now to open the Strait of Hormuz. Looking forward to the next war where our objective is to give Greenland back to Denmark. So stupid

Cole and Rodon returning and staying healthy, joining a hopefully season-long healthy Fried and Schlittler. Best starting 4 I can remember.

Didn’t look like anything was ever gonna get going tonight. If there’s a healthy lineup and rotation this year, maybe the most talented team in a while.

Needs a scapegoat for the war. Gotta be Hegseth, right?

Wow, that’s great. You’re like the Viktor Orban of Bluesky.

Would be curious how many American Catholics would vote for Trump over the pope for religious reasons.

Can a pope run for President?

Viktor Orbán concedes defeat as Hungary's Tisza Party heads for election win With roughly 45% of the ballots tallied Sunday night, Tisza is projected to win 135 seats out of 199 in the Hungarian legislature.

Peaceful transfer of power. Wait, democracies can still do that? Pretty sick.

Three legged babies don’t drink milk.

Remember Michelle Obama’s speech at the White House commanding Americans to stop saying mean things about her?

Tucker Carlson was either always a decent person pretending to be evil for money and power, or always evil and now just pretending to be decent for money and power. Both those things are evil by the way.

What if while destroying the country he one day accidentally wears a tan suit?

Prediction: Before 8:00 PM EST tonight, an old fat man will lie about Iran, and half the country will believe him.

“That’s the rule, that’s the goal now. What are we doing, what’s going on?” Something I say out loud many times a day.

Forced to live in this messed up Alanis Morissette song:

Traffic jam in the straight of Hormuz. No negotiation signs, because he can’t tell the truth.
Isn’t it Iran-ic?

Ulysses S. Can’t

Demanding unconditional surrender from a country we’re supposedly not at war with. Interesting.

Just amazing the skill at which some people can communicate.

Geez, I hope FIFA doesn’t ask for their prize back now.

Las Vegas tourism is down. Some blame Trump's tariffs and immigration crackdown Tourism in Las Vegas is slumping this summer, with resorts and convention centers reporting fewer visitors compared to last year, especially from abroad.

This guy is so good at bankrupting casinos. Maybe the best ever.

Tombstone is a classic Western, based on true events, with maybe the best on-liners in the genre. Bone Tomahawk takes the genre and feeds it a couple tabs of acid. I think they made it with no money and shot it in just a couple weeks. Very rough, but entertaining from start to finish.

Never knew this movie existed until I accidentally came across it last year. Now in my top 5 Westerns all time.

The Dow Jones is under 50,000 today. Can child trafficking be illegal again now?