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Posts by Shocked and a Paul

How difficult would it be for China to weaponise influenza?

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In Libya, about 20 years ago, I was reading an information panel about Gaddafi’s “Great Man-made River” project transporting water across the *Sahara Desert*, which noted that some stages were hampered by “unexpected evaporation” 🙄

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That would explain jazzercise fashion choices

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We are now a monsoon country.

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If you did invite Luxon for a bbq, what do you reckon he would bring?

I reckon he’d bring a bottle of supermarket red and then drink all your good stuff.

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Do they even print phone books anymore? To a modern mind it would be industrial-scale doxxing. I remember years ago having to opt-out of being delivered the yellow pages.

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All you kids can look up what a “telephone box” was. And a “receiver”. And “coins.”

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In the old days you could have ripped one off the chain in a telephone box (obviously after smashing the receiver to bits, wedging your gum in the coin slot, and taking a piss in the corner)

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If he retired and stayed at home, how long do you reckon Amanda would last before moving to the beach house full time?

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Too much like full time work for him, I would have thought.

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I hope Quentin Tarantino sues him for copyright infringement.

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Anyway, last laugh’s on her. I didn’t buy a steak. I bought a mini lamb roast and did some roasted duck-fat kumura.

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Spill! Spill! Spill!

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Wait, a show about nothing? Someone should pitch that.

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I’m expecting to find out soon that the fine print of the coalition agreement actually gives Winston the right to select the next leader of National.

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Spull!

How long do we think he would tolerate being on the backbenches?

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Mine is, too! As she was leaving she offered to get a frozen lasagne out to defrost for me, then caught the look in my eye and said, “You’re going to buy a massive steak, aren’t you?”

It’s great when someone knows you so well

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Thank you!

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Is there any good popular science writing you would recommend on this stuff? (I’ve read a bit of Vaclav Smil on this sort of thing, which I found interesting - he said something like a modern tomato is essentially a bag of water and energy derived from fossil fuels)

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I suppose the defenestration of Trump is a more realistic outcome than the dismantling of the Roman Catholic Church. Still. A pox on both their houses.

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Yeah, I know, but let’s not forget that Epstein Island was basic, entry level shit compared to the Catholic Church’s involvement in abuse of minors.

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Thomas Midgley Jr. - Wikipedia

And TEL was invented by the *exact same guy* who developed CFCs as refrigerants - the ones that ate the ozone layer meaning that here in the southern hemisphere we got lead poisoning AND skin cancer. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_...

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I’m waiting for someone to post an AI image of the Orange Facist balls-deep into a goat, and claim they thought it was depicting him as a veterinarian.

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“OK all you 5s, shut up because a 10 is talking…”

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I’m weird-floaty-old-school-diving-helmet-guy-with-a-knife-for-some-reason.

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Tag yourself.

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Is this his fastest TACO so far?

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I need to re-read it, but my recollection is that the book dwelt a lot more on that issue (and waaaaay more than the films one sentence on explaining that Eridians didn’t understand relativity)

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