having to change your smoke alarm's battery in the middle of a mental breakdown is an experience

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"don't worry, it gets better!" BRO WHERE????????

"You're asking too much! I have a LIFE, you know!" I scream at this recipe that requires the butter to be softened in advance.

my kitchen sink clogged and tbh this might be what gets me to finally crash out

the pink one holding up glass vials full of chemicals and liquids. there are hearts around them. there is text that says "I love chemicals! + liquids"

i highkey blame the muskrat somehow managing to make it worse

you could just be converting oxygen to carbon dioxide over there, and a disproportionate amount of people will inevitably have a meltdown over it. there's something about twitter that brings out the worst in people. misery loves company, and i am not that kind of miserable.

shocked. flabbergasted. floored. dumbstruck. stunned. appalled.

my creative muscles are fucking tired

you have to do it like a 16th century gentleman would

time traveler: *sneezes*
the timeline:

i wish a lot less people did these redesigns in bad faith, though. that being said, yeah, the good faith ones are always fun

not only is she right, i'm never gonna be able to unsee it

tendies and fries for thanksgiving. fuck it, we ball.

vagne 🤯

grinch baby ornament my beloved

a close up of a cat 's eyes with the words `` the voices '' written on the bottom . ALT: a close up of a cat 's eyes with the words `` the voices '' written on the bottom .

I HATE COLOR THEORY I HATE COLOR THEORY I HATE COLOR THEORY I HATE COLOR THEORY I HATE COLOR THEORY I HATE COLOR THEORY I HATE COLOR THEORY I HATE COLOR THEORY I HATE COLOR THEORY I HATE COLOR THEORY I HATE COLOR THEORY I HATE COLOR THEORY I HATE COLOR THEORY I HATE COLOR THEORY I HATE COLOR THEORY

by the way the fuck is a politic

i can't even get my friends to reply to me sometimes but some of y'all out here getting invites to the illuminati, this is bullshit

sun machine broke

idk if there's an Official word for the specific type of devastated you feel whenever one of your favorite music artists is performing in your area but you're too broke to go and/or tickets are sold out, but they need make one

I bring a mentally ill vibe that my family that made me mentally ill doesn't really like

i would be too

enlighten him, lest he find out on his own

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twitter's downfall has been a satisfying one ngl 🥹

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