Missed you too, Tom! I totally forgot you were over here! Yay!

a man sitting at a desk with papers and a cup of coffee with the words dies of cringe written above him ALT: a man sitting at a desk with papers and a cup of coffee with the words dies of cringe written above him

Now imagine doing the audiobooks of your own work and listening to them

Hi Garrett!

My account was lost in a phishing scam, and X Support hasn't responded to a single ticket for almost 3 weeks (despite me being a paying subscriber). Figured it's time to just cut my losses and move on.

Would absolutely love to work with you still!

If you want to really have your mind blown, have someone else read it aloud to you.

You'll either think you're a genius or a buffoon with zero gray area in the middle.

That's amazing, congratulations! Definitely check out the publication though, make sure it's all on the up-and-up, you know? Can never be too careful these days!

Unfortunately, my X account got lost in a phishing scam and tech support hasn't responded to a single ticket I submitted over the last three weeks.

Guess I'm starting over.