They should genetically engineer a race of bad bitches who secrete medicine from their feet
They can call it parafeetamol and you get healthy by sucking toes

Doing my part for the revolution by hiding on the toilet at work to use my phone

You got me

Don't talk to me until I've had my morning coffee and a really big shit.

Just heard he ancient Greeks had something called an "Oomfie-theatre" and I think that's pretty cool :)

I adore DS9 for so many reasons, but the relationship between Jake and Benjamin is probably #1. Can't wait to see the finished piece!