cao is such a bum, does nothing but lose elections by huge margins, no wonder trump picked him

multi-trillion shovel-ready project: separate right of way next to every major road, just for trucks

lol owned

bowtie-wearing brunchlords high on their own supply of ~~My Principles~~

are they gonna have any skydivers?

his earlier work is better, i suspect because he had spent so much time refining the idea before getting the chance to make it (see also: the matrix). once he secured the bag, all of his lesser ideas suddenly had the means by which to escape from his head

my parents became insanely huge yellowstone fans for a while, so i saw much of it by osmosis. it's obvious to me that after season 1, they smelled a winner, so everything needed to slow down. by season 3, they were clearly stuck in the self-reinforcement loop of what fans said they liked most

an entire sequel was made by and for people who missed the point of the original movie

[1-800 contacts commercial voice] MY LINEAGE

plus, republicans hate salad, like in a very publicly performative way. they won't even notice if it's more expensive

my parents feed their dog at the same time every single day, so, when daylight savings time ends in the fall, she goes around for an hour being incensed at the lateness of her dinner

bad news for catturd, the bar has been raised

good thing the spring game doesn't count, because this is probably at least an omen level equivalent of the auburn eagle smacking into the box seat glass right before they turned in a 4-8 season or whatever

honestly tgi fridays is probably way more. something like an equinix ibx has very few technical staff. security and custodial contractors bump the total up a bit more.

wishcasting headline

the episode where shinji is trapped inside the eva after syncing to 400%, except the LCL is replaced with cerveza cristal

ロング派

occasionally i drive past a farm with a bunch of sheep, which are all small enough to graze underneath the solar panels

game nest is cool. one of the boutique rhythm game arcades that helped keep the scene alive before the proliferation of round1 in the us

the internet being made to be too much fun for everyone, and also immediately accessible in everyone's pocket, really caused a lot of problems. when it was more like a library, insofar as only certain types of people enjoy using it, there was a bit more of a virtual guardrail effect

卵はカラスに盗まれた。

It seems that, despite what appeared to be a pretty good hiding spot, the crow found and stole the egg anyway

Most likely the egg will hatch on April 23rd

he probably wants to get excommunicated on purpose so he can go on a big right-wing media tour of how everyone is being mean to him. maybe dovetail it with divorcing his wife

when they diplo, we diphigh

i'm having a giant whoosh effect piss at the urinal and accidentally driving this guy to tears

I just suffered through the worst conference call I've ever experienced. The meltdown would've been awe-inspiring if it weren't for the fact that I was taking 1000 damage per second of secondhand psychic damage.

screenshot of the 'i reject your premise' guy

screenshot of tim robinson wearing the fedora from the brian's hat sketch in i think you should leave

yeah like the canned answer would've been along the lines of 'jesus works through everyone who believes' or some shit. but this response just makes you think yep, that's the big tmurp for sure