Doug Walker catching a few extra strays was also very funny

Bonjour, je m'appelle Claude. Je vais détruire votre site web, oui ?

Trying to explain St Augustine to the pope, the former head of the Augustinian order, who wrote his doctoral thesis on Augustine, on his way back from celebrating mass at the Basilica of St Augustine in Annaba, Algeria, overlooking the site where Augustine lived is peak Adult Catholic Convert.

They convinced us to tune and sculpt and edit ourselves into slop; now they generate the slop themselves

Squeezing creative people into this VC-ass framing might be one the worst things to happen to art in my lifetime.

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Anyway, we need to go back to bands getting popular the old fashioned way, by taking hostage a radio station with realistic looking squirt guns and winning the heart of a recalcitrant disc jockey who is mad at management and then releasing a number one hit record while in prison for your crime.

I was about to type exactly this as a joke. Incredible

Gotta be one of the top 10 Wikipedia screenshots, right?

everyone at the kowloon walled city show has different minor league baseball team hats on

This lil dude rocks but I am not waiting for a rigid screen protector before it leaves the house. No way it survives otherwise lol

Just powered through the Strait of Hormuz on a jet ski with “Rusty Cage” blaring, dodging bullets

Happy belated!

I'm all for the nostalgia, but there were like three of these legible enough for regular use

The punchline: that remix album is kinda ass.

By 2003 I was trying to build on their legacy in Vancouver in my own bands. We were mostly unsuccessful, but the friends and allies I gained endure and our little scene is still kicking along

TV ad for Skinny Puppy's Remix Dystemper YouTube video by Trevor Wellington

Who? What? What the fuck is this? Did he just bust a skull on his face?

Saw a TV ad for Skinny Puppy's post-breakup album Remix Dystemper in 1998 when I was a teenager, couldn't stop thinking about it at work. Didn't figure out what Skinny Puppy even was for another year when they installed a T1 line in my dorms at college. Genuinely changed the course of my life.

Oh hell yeah, I've got a whole tuned octave/phaser rack in Ableton to make our singer sound Evil when she wants. But as far as Fixing Mistakes goes, eh. I think it started as laziness, but has become sort of ideological, which is very convenient for me lol

But how does Autotune work? No idea, none of my business

Spent a few hours on YouTube figuring it out, ducked a bassline to a kick with a compressor and said, Oh it's that sound, no thank you and went on with my day

I forgot about the bag. Absolute all-timer

𝐁𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐂𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐚𝐧: And then Kim Gordon goes "Have you heard the new Updog record?" and I go "What's Updog?"

𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐭𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞: Unbelievable.

𝐁𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐂𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐚𝐧: I thought Updog was one of those hipster Matador bands.

𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐭𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞: Wait weren't they on K Records?

𝐁𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲: Thurston also called me Moby by mistake.

Aggrieved narcissists handed the world on a platter who only ever wanted More, Forever. How dare we not give it to them?

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neither a garrison state nor an apartheid state, just a normal country, a bastion of democracy even, that happens to subject an ethnically distinct population to a different, militarized legal system complete with capital punishment

Nice! Mine's on the way

Press ads, in the 90's, were...something else, weren't they?

rules to see mainstream publications picking this very obviously true line up and running with it

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