Would you rather:

Spurs and Arsenal win every remaining game they play. (Spurs stay up but Arsenal win the PL and the CL.)

Or

Both lose every game they play. (Spurs relegated but Arsenal lose PL & CL.)

I would not be surprised if this was part of why Tottenham are where we are

I thought of this immediately

Erling Haaland side eye

mood

Every time

That’s a red

Pass it on

Ban Arteta from the touchline permanently.

Then every Arsenal players dives with the slightest touch. It’s so lame.

Baby shit.

Gabriel is a dirty piece of shit.

COYS

Just so sad

Why can't you just be normal. My sports teams: SCREAMING

One normal end to a spurs game is all I ask

Am I crazy or does this commentator say every foul Brighton makes isnt actually a foul?

Holy. Fucking. Shit.

🚲

Or intentional handball?

Had to be done

Thank you sir may I have another

a fantastic and insightful piece by @sebsb.bsky.social about why we needed this incredible match.

What’s your preferred method: the sword, fire, or pink puffy thing?

Oof

I’m wondering how much this is

“These guys are incapable of passing”

and how much is

“They weren’t great passers but they were coached to spam long balls and crosses. And by the time they changed managers they had a billion injuries and lost confidence in the ability to pass.”

Every analyst: “Here’s why Spurs are so bad.”

Me, a Spurs fan:

“‘Rage, rage against the dying of the light.’ - Wayne Gretzky” - Michael Scott

Thanks I haaaaaate it

Sad soul in a spurs hat saying to Jesus: “Stop giving me your toughest battles.” Jesus: “No”

The cull.

We’ll weed out the real ones from the casuals.

Podcasts will nose dive for a time but come roaring back when they get promoted immediately [crying into a pillow]

But noOoOoOo,

instead I was distractedly saying “clean up your cereal spill” and “don’t take your diaper off” and “don’t let the dog outside off leash” and “please pick up the poops that fell out of your diaper.”