Today I turn 89. I’ve seen this country at its best and its worst, and I know how much community matters. For my birthday, I’m asking you to stand with PFLAG and support the work that’s helped so many in the LGBTQ+ community, including me. give.pflag.org/page/95493/d...

Ossoff: "How does American politics really work? It's coin operated. Money goes in, favors come out. It's been running on secret money, corporate money, billionaire money ... all of this gave rise to a depraved president who exploits this rot to empower and enrich himself"

bethlundgreen on threads - Your doctor knocking on the door before he enters the exam room [ illustration of a robed, long‑haired figure resembling traditional depictions of Jesus, gently knocking on a wooden door set into a stone wall, with greenery around the doorway.]

At breakfast, a man asked his wife "what would you do if I won the lottery?"

She replied. "I'd take half and then leave you." I

He said. "I won $12 yesterday, here's $6, stay in touch.”

Most California voters support the state’s newly proposed billionaire tax, according to new polling.

Meanwhile, rich Californians are plotting a $500M slush fund to influence the state's politics.

So they can't afford a wealth tax, but they'll spend a fortune buying elections?

See the problem...

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coffee so hot I give it my real phone number

I'm writing my own eulogy because I don't want my family to say I was a control freak.

therapist: and does anyone in your family suffer from mental illness?

me: not exactly. I would say they thrive off it.

If you get one of the new dollar bills with Trump's name on it, black it out with a Sharpie. He prefers his name heavily redacted. @JamieBonkiewicz [pic of trump]

Remember when things were funny haha instead of funny wtf

8! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

The goodness of libraries

k-scodelarios - windows 8 can suck my dick feliz-navistop - I can’t believe how far technology has come Source: johnfostersbat

Science has gone too far

The history of Bluesky Mine is fascinating. The place is so toxic with asbestos there are road signs warning you not to stop. The town was removed from the map - yet the Google street view vehicle scanned the entire abandoned town.

Procrastination? Don’t get me started.

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Phoebe Sanders on YouTube with a timeline cleanse.

Probably should've laid off those edibles before I did my own taxes.

A side note however...I'm getting back twelve and a half million dollars.

Best friends

Is this real? Please tell me this is real

Still so funny

First User: I literally cannot name one thing that Spain 🇵🇹 does better than America Second User: Education. That’s the Portuguese flag sir.

Exhibit A

SSRIs are currently the pack mules of our society