After all: what is a Minion? They are bundles of carefree glee. Constantly overtopping with exuberance, energy, and emotion. A Minion is a creature of intensity in both work and play, which they combine.
Is this a being bent only on destruction? No, they want to create! To fulfill grand visions.
So many take the line that the minions always fall the most villainous boss too literally, without proper evaluation of the full canon. We for one must account for the fact that from the 60's onward, they have stayed attached to Gru, who is hardly the world's greatest monster.
Tucker Carlson is not blinded by partisanship. He's willing to admit when his own side has made mistakes. That's the goal. That's the rule now.
Oceans 11 clears
*bravely*
Meh
It’s critical to note that this clip should be taken as evidence that Trump is (obviously) taking cuts of the funds being used to build his new white house ballroom, the arc, etc
"no longer feel honored" is a hell of a euphemism
Tim Cook maximized shareholder value by managing Donald Trump's ego as well as any world leader
BlueSkyism
youtu.be/oDQXFNWuZj8
From a quick Google, looks like a short squeeze.
Oh lord
Bruh
Oh also that we'd already moved to the suburbs
I thank God we had young kids and accommodating employers during the pandemic because if it had just been me and my husband we probably would have gone insane
No, we deserve nothing
"if we add more lanes there will just be more cars" idk that sounds like a net utility increase to me, more people experiencing the joy of driving
"we added more lanes and didn't decrease congestion" have you tried adding even more lanes
Just add more lanes
This is also a tweet about bubbles
bsky.app/profile/rive...
ther will definitely be prominent AI 1.0 companies left in the dust, but whether there's going to be a bursting of a bubble or the money's just going to move to the right places remains to be seen.
But consider: they were cute
My husband tells a story where when he was in high school two girls made it a game to see which of them could sneak up on him and slap his butt. This was a daily game that went on for *weeks*. He didn't realize this was flirting until he was in college.
Any woman who messes with you like this is at least open to the possibility of something more
As I've said before this is about the web closing more than Google. So much content is in uncrawlable Facebook groups, discords, paywalled newsletters, etc instead of open websites
The top 1% of the top 1% of Democratic candidates are receiving over 50% of the endorsements
Sorry but this is objectively funny
Loneliness isn't real bro just be friends with yourself bro
Critical support to the Sky Rizz GC
“she now fully understands how sycophantic and insidious it is”
It’s not the fucking babadook, good lord
I can't believe this is how I found out
Hey all it’s a black rock troll