And trying to give away as many games as possible

I swear it's like the Royals are trying to strand as many runners as possible

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Ah shit we've already reached the paper bag phase

So a tornado went right by my house, how's your night goin?

The one with Scoob and the gang

Same energy

President, Extremely Normal Brain-Wise: Pope Weak on Crime, Also I’m Dr. Jesus Christ

A+ headline.

defector.com/president-ex...

He *should* know it, because he's a fucking president

But he doesn't, and he won't, because of who he is

the idea that vance is anti-war and was a skeptic seems really to come exclusively from vance and is not borne out by anything else in his record as vice president so far

Missouri and Kansas married women could have a harder time voting if Trump’s SAVE Act passes The U.S. House has passed a version of the SAVE Act that requires people to produce additional documents if they are registering to vote with a different name than the one on their birth certificate. Critics say it disproportionately affects women, transgender individuals and others who've changed their name.

Millions of women could face new challenges to voting under President Donald Trump’s SAVE America Act, which would require voters to prove their citizenship before casting a ballot. (@missouriindependent.com)

I'm glad I'm not the only one, every time I hear it I die a little inside

It feels like two completely different songs mashed together in the worst way possible

Hey

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Hey

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#RoyalsWin

Took my girls to see it, this feels accurate

Cooper yelling with the crowd after a USWNT goal

Sentnor holding up heart hands to the crowd after her USWNT goal

IT’S A USWNT MATCHDAY !!! 🦅

Catch Michelle Cooper & Ally Sentnor today at 4:30PM on TNT 💫

My girlfriend just asked, "Why are you making pancakes for the dog?"

"Because he can't cook."

🐢💨

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Hey Royals...

@jonbois.bsky.social watchin baseball

🔥 HASAN: “There’s a battle brewing — against not only the corrupt, fascist forces of the Republican Party… but also against do-nothing Dems that fundraise from corporate donors and put YOUR interests 2nd… Remember: every dollar spent on a bomb is stolen from YOU.”

This looks like it hits

A screenshot of the song "Hands Held High" by Linkin Park playing on a phone

"When the rich wage war it's the poor who die"

Normalize demanding an American president be removed for threatening to wipeout an entire civilization

The usual trump bullshit social media post but several shades more fucked up than usual "Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP"

The NNSA posting a bible quote. Something they should not be doing.

Pig Hegseth and his weirdo self righteousness

My christ-fascist holy war alarm is going off

I've got a bad feeling about today and the next few days

UConn is going to the title game again

We really are on the darkest timeline

Fresh sploot for your Friday morning

Whew #HeyHeyHeyHey

Royals wut is u doin baybuh