Those nasturtium 👀

Amazing

I can think of a few people we can extract that 86 billion from…

It’s wild that the second craziest thing about Kristi Noem is that she’s a puppy murdering Nazi bimbo.

Haters will say it’s fake

Mehhh

The US and Israel have walked into Iran like the Wet Bandits walked into Kevin McCallister’s house on Christmas Eve.

59 percent is still too low. We can do better.

I might be in the minority here. 6

There’s a faster way to meet Jesus and you don’t have to drag the rest of humanity with you. 👈🏻👉

I’m gonna need a translate button on this app so I can read the news from other countries.

If things were going well in Iran Trump would have already posted an AI video of him teabagging the Ayatollah or some bs

Evergreen 🤡🤡

@nytimes.com continues to beclown themselves

I want to befriend someone named Connor just so I can call them Connorrhea.

I can’t imagine pretending not to smell Trump’s diaper while choking down a cold Big Mac. Meanwhile my female counterparts are enjoying an all expenses paid trip to Vegas.

Social media used to be relatively fun. Now it feels like the tail end of a heroin addiction with completely diminished returns.

First Gen run was special. Then they changed it.

Trumpet. Now I repair them for a living. lol

The concept of god is a glitch designed by humanity to insulate the fear of death.

“If you don’t like this country you can leave.” My guy, I would if I could. I would if I could…

The silence is deafening.

I’ve never seen good PR pissed away faster than the NHL in a single phone call. They had heated rivalry and a gold medal team priming them for record viewership, and now they are forever associated with misogyny and pedophiles.

It’d be pretty funny if the billionaires all retreated into their bunkers and the world just didn’t end. Meanwhile society improves while they rot away underground eating nerd gruel or whatever.

Maaaan why can’t I sleep. Wtf

The Internet is not a safe place.

Meh.

That’s like Ava Braun getting boo’d by the Italians mid war. 😂

Twin Peaks heh

Iran death toll could as high as 30,000. Jesus this entire planet is sinking.