How many of those pounds are brains?

I'm figuratively literally praying 🙏

Status: I have three definitions I need to understand

Action: I Google them

Updated status: I have 8 new definitions I now need to understand

I remember when in analysis someone wrote a 3 and I just assumed they'd accidentally inverted their ε

I appreciate that algebraic geometers like to work as generally as possible, but it would be kind of cool if I could use even a single one of their results without first working my way through a matryoshka doll of very, very slightly weaker definitions

batman breaking a gun meme saying "this is the weapon of the enemy. we do not need it. we will not use it" Here Batman is labelled "mathematicians" and the gun is labelled "actual numbers"

saw @bcubeddd.bsky.social post this but I'm stealing it unironically

I don't think that post-fix function notation like f(x) is didactically very helpful. I believe it hurts the x-position

maybe we can have an expo about it

At the very, very, very last moment the Dutch Parliament is finally considering to maybe prevent the sale of all (all!!) confidential government data to the US

I feel like I'm going insane for this to even get so far, but for the love of god I hope they stop it

mathematicians choose descriptive names challenge: impossible

We briefly recall that a domain R is called Japanese if the integral closure of R in any finite extension of its fraction field is finite over R. A ring R is called universally Japanese if for any finite type ring map R→S with S a domain S is Japanese. A ring R is called Nagata if it is Noetherian and R/p is Japanese for every prime p of R.

learning about Japanese culture

Pretty impeccable, honestly, how reliably people will go "in order to make healthcare cheaper, we will simply get rid of anyone who needs it"

HOW DO PEOPLE KEEP FALLING FOR THIS

Idk if y'all have ever heard of this "eugenics" thing…

Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

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"This guy probably still cherishes some hope that one day he will own a house" they say to each other

It's a dedicated event where young people can hear from financial experts tell that if you don't buy avocado toast you might one day be able to afford a house

Admittedly that does mean they looked at my bank account and inferred I can afford avocado toast

Some guy: "I love my wife"

Hanania: "The NYT are pushing vile anti-paedo propaganda"

my bank sent me a personal invitation for matcha breakfast

No, I don't think that's the right reading

The point is that they always, permanently, have to be sucking up to Trump. He's stuck between a rock and a hard place. If he says Trump lost, they will be enemies. If he says he won, the committee tears him to shreds

spam filters are no longer enough, I need to be able to send back electric shocks

oh no, that's SAVAGE

It’s critical to note that this clip should be taken as evidence that Trump is (obviously) taking cuts of the funds being used to build his new white house ballroom, the arc, etc

every now and then I try to relive the first time I learnt that stacks can have negative dimension and I go 😮

This is your fault, Martha’s Vineyard dinner party hosts. If only you had been as nice as the people on Epstein Island, this poor beleaguered man would still be cited on Fox News as “even liberal Alan Dershowitz.” But not anymore. You just had to take it too far.

One of the things I still find impressive about ATLA, especially for a kids' show, is how much personality they managed to convey in their choreography

That's pretty good!

And we're back

Anyway, yes, it's completely 100% real, this is literally their slogan