I assume there signs about expecting occasional screams and cursing.

Is she wins, she should give their domain name to The Onion.

I can't be the only one who yells Boom Baby! when I'm opening a tight lid.

Looks like a Gastroenterologist's boat payment.

We all have our rituals. One of mine for Easter: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lilies_...

I have a joke about deja vu, but it feels like I already told it.

I half expect a statement: "I am truly remorseful that I've been caught doing all those things."

She keeps it in a jar by the door.

And release would include parole conditions, which would be interesting in themselves. If violated, back to the clink.

Personally, I like showering. Can you make one of these things to brush my teeth?

Maybe lay some bets on an upswing in Carl Sagan saying "Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence"

Truth is treason in an empire of lies. (Orwell 1984)

Many parking lots around Denver have specific designated spots for snowplow snow. None used this year, tho. You all back east have had more snow this week than we've had all season (and it's 70F today).

Is 'identificator' a real word?

Another day, another rack of tagliatelle.

Coloradans should become aware of this new 2026 law (called the Entanglement Exception Act): your Quantum computers are now exempt from the Consumer Repair Bill of Rights Act. So if you buy any quantum computers, beware. @kylec.bsky.social leg.colorado.gov/bills/hb25-1...

Peace On Earth - (1939, Restored) : MGM : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive Merry Christmas!Copyright Disclaimer Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for fair use for purposes such as criticism, comment,...

Here's a seasonal cartoon from 1939 with squirrels and bunnies and the wholesale destruction of mankind. archive.org/details/peac... #Christmas #seasonal

BIG NEWS: My debut fantasy novel has been chosen as an Amazon Kindle deal of the month for November.

The Wicker Yam

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Inspired by Tolkien? "They turned a sharp bend in the river, and there, sailing proudly down the stream toward them, they saw a swan of great size... they perceived that it was a ship, wrought and carved with elven skill in the likeness of a bird..."

Prosetrics The Literary Magazine

Hey, got a short story acceptance to a literary magazine. Due out in the Autumn Issue. @prosetrics.bsky.social prosetricsthemagazine.com

Rick Duffy "Beautifully paced and filled with action... 5 Stars." - Readers Favorite

Last year, the adventures of The Sigil Masters expanded to a trilogy. Now for a short time, the first two books are priced at $0.99, while supplies last. (Hopefully, as an ebook, they won't run out anytime soon.) #booksky

Bitch, The Journey of a Word. Author event with Karen Stollznow - www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/bitch-the-...

My favorite novel by him is probably The Night Land, tho parts do not age well...

Lots of great things in his collected works.

Cover for Wonder Tales by Lord Dunsany: creepy pond/dragon by a ruin.

Needed me some Dunsany 💙📚 #BookSky

Not only my Christmas tradition, but what my OnlyFans channel would look like.

Electric Light Orchestra - Mr. Blue Sky (Official Video) YouTube video by ELOVEVO

This seems appropriate for my first video post here. www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQUl...