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Posts by Parker

I love to be on the Acela looking at the slide decks on everyone’s laptops

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Never say never, girl

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I will become a supermodel because I am insane

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The question is always "what if a kid is wrongfully transitioned" and never "what if a trans kid is denied the ability to transition and endures years of excruciating dysphoria and has to have multiple surgeries later in life to fix the issues caused by going through the wrong puberty."

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It always reminds me of the story about the woman who approached Picasso in a restaurant, asked him to scribble something on a napkin, and said she would be happy to pay whatever he felt it was worth. Picasso complied and then said, “That will be $10,000.”

“But you did that in thirty seconds,” the astonished woman replied.

“No,” Picasso said. “It has taken me forty years to do that.”

It always reminds me of the story about the woman who approached Picasso in a restaurant, asked him to scribble something on a napkin, and said she would be happy to pay whatever he felt it was worth. Picasso complied and then said, “That will be $10,000.” “But you did that in thirty seconds,” the astonished woman replied. “No,” Picasso said. “It has taken me forty years to do that.”

from an outsider's perspective, I spent 20 minutes this morning booking appointments.

but that myopic view erases the 6 months of avoidance, denial, and general anxiety it took to get me to this 20 minutes.

please respect my art.

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I watched the documentary on America’s next top model and learned that Tyra Banks is even worse than I thought🙄

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A screenshot of the movie poster from the Disney channel original movie, “Pixel Perfect”. It features a smiling blond woman holding a guitar coming out of the screen of an Apple PowerBook Titanium. Her body is green wireframes gradually turning into human form, suggesting she’s at least partially a digital being. 

Ricky Ulman, a young man, smiles at the camera while typing on the keyboard of the laptop, suggesting he’s responsible for the creation of the woman

A screenshot of the movie poster from the Disney channel original movie, “Pixel Perfect”. It features a smiling blond woman holding a guitar coming out of the screen of an Apple PowerBook Titanium. Her body is green wireframes gradually turning into human form, suggesting she’s at least partially a digital being. Ricky Ulman, a young man, smiles at the camera while typing on the keyboard of the laptop, suggesting he’s responsible for the creation of the woman

She’d go crazy for snow

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I am predicting that AI will drive (this) trans women to take more sick days bc I showed up to work with a scratchy throat today and a robot note taker ignored my pronouns from Google Meet and misgendered me and now I am ruined

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We should have listened

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iOS prompt asking user to confirm they want to delete Microsoft Teams

iOS prompt asking user to confirm they want to delete Microsoft Teams

🥴🥴🥴

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i believe people when they say linux has gotten better in the last few years. what i'm skeptical of is that linux Guys have improved. i will not use an OS where i'm at high risk of someone calling me stupid for not liking some aspect of the experience. i must be allowed to hate the computer

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every woman should get 5 Years Off when she figures her whole shit out

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Arc died so Dia could die later lmao

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things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room and you only went in there sometimes

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“The Floor” is breaking new ground here

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Ever since I was a little girl, I dreamed about being logged out for security purposes.

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And that's pretty sacred to us

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every time i try to learn something new i get surprised by how much i want to sleep

10 months ago 316 26 8 3
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Exclaiming “During Pride?!” at every minor inconvenience

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Chasing inbox zero but for swift compiler warnings

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This is what blind should have been

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I don’t think I’ve ever forgiven Josh Hutcherson IRL now that you mention it

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A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope

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100% more AGA (thankfully)

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"The winner will get to perform a song of our choice on national television in a partial recreation of the Houston airport" is my "cellar door"

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Happy birthday Austin!

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1992 - 2025 🥹

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