Don't question me, these Delusions are load-bearing.

All Necromancers will be Geomancers once we finish killing the Earth

There is an Evil Wizard responsible for Every Bad Thing Ever and his name is God

I bring a kind of "the binding circle is failing" and "it cant be contained" energy that some people dont like.

If the devil on your shoulder and the angel on your shoulder start agreeing, it means you need to kill them or kill yourself.

Creating a ritual to summon a better version of myself

Necromancy isnt evil

But what I want to use it for definitely is

I am sorry for everything i have ever done.

But mostly for talking too loudly at the concert.

I told the witchdoctor I was in love with you

Then the witchdoctor he told me what to do

I arested the witchdoctor as part of the councils Sting operation, for distribution of Love
Spells, a Second Degree Violation of Autonomy

I'll sleep better with that monster behind bars

The Missus be off to fell Xydric the Unending Terror and Master of Shadowmere.

So I guess I've the cottage to myself this weekend. Maybe I'll get a tankard of ale and invite the lads over.

Forcefemming all my manservants, as a political statement.

My friend failed his hematology exam so we are helping him make a blood vial for him to abuse like a little Homonculus

I don't dabble in Golemcraft because the Golems I would want can't be made yet. The technology just isn't there for what I'm after.

I need to get some sleep before I sleep

The existence of the Elder Council implies the existence of a younger, cooler Council.

Most knowledge can be twisted to the cause of evil.

Some knowledge starts off evil though, no twisting required.

Is that why you're here?

Sometimes you read something so profound that it just cuts through the noise and lands like revelation.

Im gonna start refereing to emotional maintainance as:

"Running the emotional Carnival"
It captures the idea of administration. We have employees to pay, customers to please. It contains roalercoasters, but also other rides. It might make you feel sick. Sometimes there is a wait and sometimes rain.

The Grey cat likes to stalk the black cat, waiting at their door for them to come out of their room.

The Black cat is not in their room, and is wondering what they are waiting for.

Everyone's an Apex Predator until they get eaten

my true name is only known to those with a Contract with me

Medications sound like Wizard names because all medications are named after the Wizards who invent them.

My familiar has been cursed, he forgets he has been already fed.

Woe, even with the bowl full afront him, he sees it as empty.

As many of thou know, a group of plucky youths currently be fighting a creature that claims it is but a step from godhood.

As such, the town square is closed until further notice.

Chlorine is a beautiful name for a baby girl

Hired a new apprentice and this new generation are speaking a completely different language

I say "begin the incantation" he says "regal krunc"

I say "these Leylines are scrombled" he says "seer-waxed"

I say "where's my elixir" he says "filla slurp occmanc"

He labeled my phoenix eggs "hot 🔥 🐦 "

Why is my whole feed people biting

*sprays with water gun*

Stop biting