The Raphael Warnock time is the most interesting and honest section of this entire hearing.

This is a lot.

Go Hogs and oh fuck

Don't get fired. Don't get fired. Don't get fired today.

I really think that we're going to look back on these SGA MVP seasons like we look at the Steve Nash MVP situation. Like, sure, he's great but you can't really say that he's better than Jokic (or Wemby), especially not with the way that defense is called in the NBA.

If you told me that Peter Thiel ordered a hit to juice Beanie Baby sales on eBay...I'd have to think about it.

Buddy that isn't a conspiracy that's just the facts. The Boys on the Tracks weren't killed by people in Colombian fatigues 🤷🏼‍♀️

New composter. We are so fuckin' back rn.

During bar prep, I decided to help out a little bit with a case challenging the AR LEARNS Act where we lost based on a precedent from the 1930s that excluded video evidence of the illegal act that we were banking on. At that point I decided that I didn't have to live like that and now life whips ass

And she was right

How was this not named DAINK? We used to build things in this country, etc.

Rolling this out on 4/20 is just good, clean marketing.

Set that shit to DaftPunk and baby you got yourself a stew!

I understand that the facts and the law (and the client) are not exactly beneficial to the plaintiff's attorney here, but this is just bad legal work. The extraneous writing is painful to read (although it makes some sense as a PR product).

storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

It's a nice day for a walk down by the river.

And with Tim Friggin Heidecker???

Yes, I'm a sub...I'm subposed to be in the room for that depo.

11:45 am is a great time for a beer and an order of fries at the local Chili's Too.

A lot of people don't know this but the "D" in BDSM actually stands for "discovery."

I think that I speak for all of BlueSky when I say that the very idea of discovery in this matter is a newly discovered kink.

Coachella is trying to wipe all of the footage of The Strokes protest set so I’m gonna post it here. The last images on the screen made me cry.

Chicks Rock, Man

If anyone needs a Monday AM playlist of ladies and theydies just fuckin' rockin', I gotchu:

open.spotify.com/playlist/2lw...

Honestly, it's a great time to do crimes in the U.S. of A.

There you go.

The First Amendment famously has a "smirking" exception to it.

Local Flim-Flam Man Creates Public Spectacle To Identify Rubes, Feed Them Malarkey.

These bros are such fuckin' loser ass dorks.

This could be an unprecedented time of health and prosperity if we'd just stop shooting off our dicks to make the billionaires laugh.

That and the little duck honk horn

In my head this is set to some song by POD. Can't explain why. It just makes sense.