He ain't that important a player and they ain't that important a team, but it's always fun to watch Brooks and the Suns lose.

Lol that dude went full Michael Scott in the replies, my word

They really tried to slip that in the article like we wouldn't notice a Dick Tips in the piece.

Honestly I think it’s fine to call ICE detention concentration camps. Also this country had thousands of them already. This is the reality of a country that depends on police, prosecutions, and prison to solve every problem.

Physical buttons. Physical menu. Give me as few screens as possible. And I'm not putting a notification engine on my wrist, that just sounds like infinite anxiety to me.

Has anyone else started referring to this second Trump presidency as The Squeakquel or is that just me

Ohio Pope doesn't have the same ring

Why is Billy Corgan on this poster

"and if you don't like it? you're just a dumb hick so shut the fuck up you little shitass."

This is "watch The O.C. on Fox" erasure.

Target in 2010 could predict pregnancy so accurately based on consumption habits that they routinely beat doctors and women to the diagnosis. Target in 2026 is having its robots send cops to your house to arrest the mothers. Make it make sense.

We had a pretty decent Martinez/Cubarsi pairing that probably would have aged well had Martinez not burnt out/gotten the Saudi bag thrown at him. Otherwise, who is available that can walk into the Flick system and eliminate these "well that's just tough" situations like the Cubarsi/Eric send offs?

Well. That's that, I guess.

Question for the class: if you level a player after they've released a pass, is it still a foul?

Maybe the ref thinks that this is Real and not Atletico.

What are we even doing here, my word.

All I know is that if Gavi hit the top of your head, you didn't jump high enough 🤷🏼‍♀️

It's a good call, I guess. We're creating chances, we'll find the back of the net again.

It's like losing your callouses and then grabbing a power tool.

SHARKNADO

I understand that complaining about the refs is just loser behavior but you can't tell the story of this tie without four major decisions that were gifted unfairly to Atletico (penalties, red card, Koke's continued involvement).

Eventually Lamine Yamal will figure out that when there are four defenders around him that one or two other people are running free.

fellas, we're supposed to be spending that money on drugs and guitar pedals

It's the best! The other day I was playing guitar and he requested a song that I'd written for him and it was a new level of heart-busting love.

I think we'll see FdJ on for Gavi sooner than later, and Lewandowski/Rashford on for Ferran/? eventually. If we can keep this intensity up and keep them from breaking, we'll get the chances to win this thing.

We are at two stone-cold penalties just...not called. Throw in a red card that can be best described as corrupt, and you got yourself the full story so far of a breathtaking series of contests otherwise ruined by the refs.

Buddy I wish we were paying refs🤷🏼‍♀️

He and Gavi are absolute menaces to society and I'm here for it. That's a lot of blood, though.

Fermin Lopez only gets stronger the more you make him bleed.