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banging phone call from my mum today. opener was “is mark zuckerberg transgender?”

this was followed up with her spilling the tea about the person who audited her work today and this is extra spicy because she and I worked the same industry for a while and both knew this woman was a raging cunt

PLS GET A SPOT

Momentus Meet & Greet: Izzy Into Me with Con O'Neill (A Valentine's Day Event) FOR MOMENTUS+ SUBSCRIBERS ONLYMeet & Greet with Con O'Neill "Roses are red Violets are blue.Blah blah blah blah ....f*ck you!!"~Probably Izzy Hands Some say Valentine’s Day is a commercial holiday...

don’t worry lads I’m in 😘 shopstands.com/products/mom...

oh yeah. anyone could do it. that’s why he’s up there on the stage with all the coloured spotlights on him - and we’re down on the floor, dancin’ through the dark with all the other no-marks

The days pass and pass, yet I'm still insufferable about Izzy. What kind of drugs did they infuse into this character?! He's sooo soggy, sooo pathetic and cute🥺

everyone else go home I won tiktok

omg that’s a yes to the invite!! I’ve never been to Denver 👀

can we start peer pressuring Con to do a convention in Temecula or San Diego (I can stay there for free) (it’s warm) (I like it)

Digital color drawing of Calico Jack Rackham and Izzy Hands in canon outfits. Jack has wrapped Izzy up in his whip, locking his arms, and he's leaning in, looking smug.

Maybe I could teach even you a thing or two.
(Yes Izzy's mad, but he's also horny for skill...)
Commission from the astounding Tank Monsternova.
Commission them! archetank on IG 🥰💚

Blue and red comic with Ed and Izzy leaning very close and almost kissing. Ed says "Love is going to destroy both of us" Izzy responds "I can't wait".

In an EdIzzy mood again. This is based on a comic panel I saw while Pinteresting around.
#Art #OFMD #EdIzzy

I got Paddington on Friday and I actually cheered

I just incorrectly guessed a station on guess the station tiktok but it was Sheffield aka the place where I actually fucking live

genuinely not a clue - it was just the one eye, which was bizarre in and of itself, and I’m not the only one it happened to?!

the gods must know that I’m seeing @orphanednebula.bsky.social today for a GCC reunion because sure enough my eye (just one!) is watering, it’s like I’m back in the convention centre 🥰😭

LISTEN-

Con if there’s a chance you need to speak up

I will kill for you

and Ed is VERY precise about the details

NO I DO NOT???

happy friday! or should i say. hapPEE friday? no, i’ll work on that. anyway, new chapter here x

archiveofourown.org/works/554881...

@lovedhands.bsky.social

Izzy has to put it all on him, of course

Eddie not believing in the curse is the least believable part of 911 sir you used to be a medic you know it’s real

Izzy’s “a curse is a curse, and once it takes hold… it takes hold” but it’s a pharmacy AU and it’s about someone saying the Q word

watching it while I work and I hear his voice and?? excuse me???

HELLO??????

FUCK OFF IS SAMBA IN 911

I literally am the personality hire I’m on a call with a SENIOR in my team and managed to make a task take 3 times as long as it needed to with the yapping

The this is fine meme but with Izzy. I love him! He suffers so adorably!

Here's the most popular thing I ever posted on xitter.
Izzy during S2 Episode 1
#OFMD #Art