Back when I was single, three swipes right and I was getting laid. Now I'm married—turns out paying for everything gets me laid every six months with a bonus round on my birthday every three years if I spoil her every special date.
Today I looked my wife in the eye and told her, I love her and I will do anything to work on us. She later responded via text. That was 100% 1st-time #ChatGPT copy past. I asked her why she used it, she said " I wanted to give you a genuine heartfelt response".
All I know is this is one solid password
@politico.eu The EU risks losing credibility and unity if it fails to sanction member states that support aggressors. Without internal accountability, the Union may face eventual collapse. #strong
Dear USA —
Let me explain this so MAGA can understand.
TREMENDOUS DISASTER.
VERY VERY SAD!
Being lied to by FAKE NEWS and TOTAL LOSERS!
Biggest SCAM maybe EVER!!
Get smart FAST or stay Nasty and Weak forever!!
MAKE AMERICA THINK AGAIN! TRUMP will take it all, if you don't get real
He broke the law last time, he's breaking it more now. What are you guys doing down there. How did palantir/musk get him in????
Dear USA —
Let me explain this so MAGA can understand.
TREMENDOUS DISASTER.
VERY VERY SAD!
Being lied to by FAKE NEWS and TOTAL LOSERS!
Biggest SCAM maybe EVER!!
Get smart FAST or stay Nasty and Weak forever!!
MAKE AMERICA THINK AGAIN! TRUMP MUST GO
The reason why Trump and his family won't shut up about him running again in 2028 has to do with corruption.
Dear USA —
Let me explain this so MAGA can understand.
TREMENDOUS DISASTER.
VERY VERY SAD!
Being lied to by FAKE NEWS and TOTAL LOSERS!
Biggest SCAM maybe EVER!!
Get smart FAST or stay Nasty and Weak forever!!
MAKE AMERICA THINK AGAIN! TRUMP WILL LEAVE YOU WITH PAIN
#MAGA #dictator #fascism
Dear USA —
Let me explain this so MAGA can understand.
TREMENDOUS DISASTER.
VERY VERY SAD!
Being lied to by FAKE NEWS and TOTAL LOSERS!
Biggest SCAM maybe EVER!!
Get smart FAST or stay Nasty and Weak forever!!
MAKE AMERICA THINK AGAIN!
#MAGA #SAD
Dear USA —
Let me explain this so MAGA can understand.
TREMENDOUS DISASTER.
VERY VERY SAD!
Being lied to by FAKE NEWS and TOTAL LOSERS!
Biggest SCAM maybe EVER!!
Get smart FAST or stay Nasty and Weak forever!!
MAKE AMERICA THINK AGAIN!
#MAGA #SAD
Dear USA —
Let me explain this so MAGA can understand.
TREMENDOUS DISASTER.
VERY VERY SAD!
Being lied to by FAKE NEWS and TOTAL LOSERS!
Biggest SCAM maybe EVER!!
Get smart FAST or stay Nasty and Weak forever!!
MAKE AMERICA THINK AGAIN!
#MAGA #SAD
Lol just wait until the white house says something stupid and a few days later had a meeting with billionaires. I would and sell based on those meetings.
She's is "La Bomb" what an incredible leader.
???? Whatcha talking about
I swear I need an app like Uber Eats but for sex with my wife. mood, the position, and I get a push notification like ‘Delivery in 10 minutes-bring whipped cream.’ Only issue? I’d be horrified by the reviews. ‘Driver came too fast, service was mid, forgot the foreplay. Two stars tipped out of pity.
Even God is pulling his people out
Even God is pulling his people out
Even God is pulling his people out
Even God is pulling his people out!
Even God is pulling his people out
Even God is pulling his people out
He didn't wear a suit
Even God is pulling his people out
Even God is pulling his people out! #EasterAftermath #HolyExit #comedy
