Can’t believe the thing you named “Unwell” isn’t going well

Girls, I fucking hate my favorite baseball team.

Happy Jackie Robinson Day! Let’s go Phils!!!

the last thing you see before you die

"The Pope is incorrect on matters of theology" is excommunication time.

H/t @jumulojimbus.bsky.social

SHIT, I wish I'd seen this instead of taking a post-work nap.

Bundesliga has 2 Black head managers and a woman head manager.

Its so great to see people getting their shot (and in Kompanys case excelling) in a big league like this.

I'll do you one better... eggs are not a good food. They are simply an ingredient.

Would do anything to go back and relive any one of these days. Just to feel something again

A CIRCLE

I'm going to see Project Hail Mary again todayyyyy. Amaze amaze amaze.

i will vote for dems who say this stuff and act on this stuff! i will give them money! i will tell my friends to do the same! it is what i want from government more than anything else right now!

sorry have to add my favorite one

Accidental Ghibli.

Saw a hot Latino man in an Astros jersey and didn’t even have a chance to try to look cool or approachable because my dad started booing him.

JK has spent probably about a decade hearing fans of Harry Potter beg her to stop being human garbage and she's looked them square in their faces and said "Fuck You"

Like...I dont even understand what we're discussing at this point. Seems obvious

Teaching an American about peace of mind:

Imagine a burger…

jk rowling spends money she makes from harry potter on stripping rights away from me personally. this is not a hypothetical scenario. that's where it goes if you buy wizard crap.

i think sometimes cis people truly have a hard time understanding that jk rowling is a living person actively using her wealth to fund the international assault on trans lives. she’s not some Complicated Author we can have a spirited debate about separating from the art with!!!!!

This framing is appalling and, importantly, just fucking wrong

- "just $1" is $1 too much, because the charges are illegitimate
- it is not illegal in Georgia to induce one's own abortion, so I don't know what "illegal abortion" the AP (or the prosecutors) are talking about here

Good people who don't speak up are not good people, Cory. If there are 10 people at the table and 1 is a Nazi but the other 9 don't speak against them, that means there are 10 Nazis at the table, Cory.

Those sick bastards leaving you out of those seven games.

MY CLIENT IS INNOCENT!

She looks constipated.

ME: oh a little Zohran video for St Patrick's Day, probably just celebrating Irish culture, maybe a few green beer jokes

ZOHRAN (2 minutes in): ...and that's why King Leopold I of Belgium is a big wet bitch. Furthermore...

If we get hit by a tornado, I hope it snatches the subwoofers right out of my neighbor’s car and chucks them 200+ miles away.

TonkaTruck Chevrolet looks like his breath could wilt flowers if I’m being honest.

I'm not allowed to watch it per my mother and other friends because I'm on the highest dose of Wellbutrin and I am still fucked up from Eternity.

I could mouth kiss whoever put him in this.

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO