Not this dream again

Happy 42nd of Zerotember

Don't have super strong feelings about this (I have kids, we missed a Eurostar train once, it was bad but not a nightmare), but this guy gives the vibes of someone who's always late to everything. He values his own time too much so he always gets stuck in traffic or misses a bus that's 5 mins early.

could've been worse

Hotroof toptub

Tired: herding cats
Wired: cats, herding

One of the Artemis astronauts did it in space. The first meme to escape the gravity well.

Is this anything

More like Peter Scandalson

A flatscreen display on a "smart" water fountain, demanding to be reconnected to the internet.

In 1999, I was playing a decker in Shadowrun, and tried to distract a guard by hacking a water fountain to overflow, and my GM said "why would a water fountain be on the network? That's fucking stupid. No you can't try."

Well it's 2026 and I just want you to know, Phil, that I FUCKING CALLED IT!

Be sure to read the whole thing.

Excalibur the superhero, but with a squashed face

Why do they do this to them

In the car park, you spot a magical hotdog (allows you to cast Summon Hex Wrench Golem once/encounter).

Nature's airhorn

I guess being really into board games is a sort of self-findom

Board game called Findorff in a font which kinda looks like the "rff" is ab m

definitely thought you had a game called "Findom" for a second there

Playing RingFit while listening to @rangedtouch.bsky.social's Shelved By Genre talk about Lords of the Rings, in a fun bit of synchronicity.

screen grab from tv news saying “quote from petard victim” up top and “what are you gonna do, hoist me?” below

damn, got ‘em

This is no time for caution, Patrick! @remapradio.bsky.social

I didn't want to say, but...

A print out of Eize's bloot. I have Liked it.

Sorry took me a while to get around to reading this

chilling

I found it extremely mid. I liked the sequence where it was cutting between the 2D platformer view and Mario dodging stuff in 3D but that was very much "oh I like that reference". My least favourite bit was the message that bad people are irredeemable.

Every PlayStation has looked worse than the last

This whole thing between the Pope, Trump, and Iran actually makes sense if you know the lore

Japanese sci-fi: two robots in space, yearning

American sci-fi: man gets the author's beliefs on polygamy confirmed by the aliens of ramalama IV

french sci-fi: two horny bounty hunters visit the Galaxy of Breasts

British sci-fi: nuclear war. Everyone dead. America's fault

lmao I was JUST listening to this and thinking "I hope someone makes that"

Ohhh I almost guessed Stardew Valley last time! 🤦