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I still think we all need to inflate a bunch of sex dolls with helium and release them at the same time so the “chrischuns” think they’ve been #LeftBehind ! 🤣

🤣
Truly.

I worked a Christian music event in MN where MyPillow donated 10,000 pillows for “World’s Largest Pillow Fight”.
Ended up with 2 of them. 😬

Side story: teens at event ripped open the pillows & showered each other with the stuffing. Lindell came on stage & lost his mind on them. 🙄

She also has some nice ink and gel nails to go with the hair ‘do!

Do the new names of these Post Offices involve the word “closed”? 🙄

Not for nothing but isn’t “Finest in the World” that on the awful chocolates that baseball teams & school groups try to sell?

I don’t know the host either … but I need to! 😍

🤣 Bahahahaha!
And the East Wing bunker?

I hand made one several years ago to wear at rallies.
I do like yours on the back and the addition of “do u?”!
💙

Yeah. The logical ending would have been
Have a great time!
Melania

Yet she added “Love” to a “casual email” 🤷‍♀️

My Georgia cousins — visiting NYC for the first time - told me “we got a hotel in the Meadowlands …because the name sounded so nice. We’re really looking forward to it!” 😬

Olive Green t-shirt with white hand painted letters saying “I Really Do Care” mimicking Melania Trump’s “I really don’t care” coat she wore on a trip to visit immigrant children being kept in cages.

I made myself this t-shirt.
Bet I can get us rolling on a line of coats!

“I’mASorrySackOfShit” is the hardest word to saaaaayyyy! 🎶🎤

I may know her!
(The director that is…gonna check to see if she was doing this game tonight!)

Raining bombs. 😬

I love that quote from “Young Frankenstein”…I think quote it often, even when I don’t say it out loud!

Or “consummated”
… wait…
He does know that one if it involves children.

“Consummated”?
He did not write this. 🤷‍♀️

The entire GOP thinks they can fit themselves & their families in the bomb shelter city under the former East Wing.
Spoiler Alert: only 🍊💩stain’s family & highest bidders are getting in.
Standby for #NuclearWinter.

I watched enough of those nuclear holocaust movies as a teenager. Running right towards the bright light when it happens.
And we are about to be as close to it happening as it was in the Cold War.

So many think Iran is just a desert full of radical soldiers.
It’s a country full of normal humans that we can recognize as ourselves.
Sadly we have the worst people in charge of the strongest military & an unhinged madman at the helm.

Here in #Tennessee we are President Stephen Miller’s testing ground for a lot of the worst things.

I filed an extension for the first time in 15 years.
Made me feel a little better.
Besides, if 🍊💩stain can get the military to “end a civilization” tonight, we’re all in the bomb shelter (or in my case running right towards it … don’t want to live thru a nuclear winter.)

Okay folks…Time to inflate the cadre of sex dolls with helium so the fake chrischuns think they’ve been #LeftBehind

Also a last act of humor before we’re all decimated by 🍊💩stain’s lack of integrity. None of this ends (I was gonna say “ends well”, but you know. 🤷‍♀️)

Jared & Witkoff had to leave in order to go confirm more billions in their personal pockets from the adjacent regimes before the U.S. uses nuclear weapons to effectively destroy the entire Middle East…and potentially all of us. Just another day in the 🍊madman’s mind.

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Pretty much every city that has World Cup matches.
Excellent plan Smithers. 🙄

As a scuba diver looking at the coloring on this creature my instinct is “lion fish…poisonous barbs … stay away!”
Glad you looked it up.
Also still staying away as I wouldn’t want to disturb it on its route.
🤿💙

My black cat loves to sniff strawberries!
He doesn’t eat them, just sniffs them. 🤷‍♀️🐈‍⬛

Purple brick wall with writing: the dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed

I often just try to remember this old adage.
“The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed”.

He needs to hold on to this mortal coil until after the midterms. The hate for him fuels voters.
As an added bonus, he can panic about being impeached again.

Definitely!