There are now TWO large dogs in our neighborhood who, upon seeing Cliff (a small dog) from any distance... 1) get down as flat as possible so Cliff knows that they are also secretly small dogs and 2) refuse to move even an inch until Cliff makes his way up to them.
It's not A. It's not B. It's C?! In THIS economy?
La Gioconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun.
Tragic news, you guys! The local weatherman is leaving the station!
Romy and Michele. Harold and Kumar. Harold and Maude. Mary and Max. Brian and Charles. Gimme those title pairs.
Thanks to Letterboxd, it is becoming clear to me that my favorite genre of movie is those titled [Name] and [Other Name] (additional words optional)
I regret to inform you that I saw Harold and Maude for the first time on Friday and will only be listening to Yusuf / Cat Stevens for like at least a month.
How many trans authors do I need to listen to before Audible stops promoting HP to me on the home screen? sheesh.
Iykyk. But if ydk, I'll explain it to y on account of I'm nice.
A review for "The Price of Salt" by Patricia Highsmith in which I wonder why Debi Mazar was not cast as Abby.
I continue to write Storygraph reviews that belong on Letterboxd.
New art! "Murmuration". Currently on display at the Peninsula Art Academy.
Olympics over. Time for baseball.
Tshirt idea for queer Price is Right audience members: "I came on out, and now I'm ready to come on down!"
Hey Slack ads on the Olympics, you can take out the notification sounds. It's the weekend. I don't need to get stressed out like that.
I can make this joke because my mom doesn't know about Bluesky
Wait is my mom having an affair with the local weatherman?
Pretty sure on stage at Jeopardy! was the calmest I've ever felt, and I will never be able to explain that.
I'm not a man and I don't have kids. But when I order a cocktail and the waiter asks if I'd also like a water, I say "oh what the heck, I'm not driving." So I kind of feel like maybe I should've been a dad?
Once in a while, women characters in movies should be allowed to be nauseous without being revealed to be pregnant in the next scene.
Olympics drinking game: drink every time a commentator says "Czech repu- er... Czechia"
I'm 40 years old and I refuse to believe that American Football and Modern Baseball are two different bands.
In case you've ever thought that parasocial relationships are a Millennial (& younger) thing: my mom routinely tells me about where the local weatherman went on vacation, the recipes she learned about from the local weatherman, when the local weatherman is sick.
Idea: make all Waymos little free libraries. (Waymo doesn't need to do this. You can do this.)
If God were going to bless the USA, don't you think he would've done it by now?
It's the solstice! Treat yourself to a few more!
If Elon really wanted to achieve an immortal legacy, on 12-25, he'd give away $500 billion or so to world hunger and queer charities. And proceed to make cryptic references to "the spirits" for the rest of his life.
My favorite thing about 2025 is companies realizing that they can Wicked-code their promotions simply by using green and pink. No need for licensing. No copyright infringement. Yes.
It's about time I admit it: I grew up thinking the theme to Family Matters started out: "It's a rare condition, in this damn age..."
The ONLY awkward thing about eating at a restaurant alone is when you have to use the restroom and you're worried the staff will think you ran out on your bill.
Gotta love how my phone thinks my 2023 Toyota Camry is a "new USB accessory" every time I plug it in. Sure, buddy.