It’s 4/20 and I can’t smoke so I’m gonna need my bloomfs to smoke something for me today 🫶🏼

Put Rizo on big brother oh my god. He’d be so good for the drama #survivor50

My first live Survivor watch without @smackery.bsky.social bc he’s on nights now 💔💔💔

two men are standing next to each other in front of a white truck . Alt: Man falling down steps

I’m just living in constant anxiety of birth omfg. This is what no weed does to a mf

No one talks about how your first child will get visibly jealous of a sibling that’s not even here yet. My daughter has been soooo clingy 🥹❤️

I know it’s crazy, but as an alternative, White House staffers could simply choose not to commit any crimes.

FBI agent Denise played by David Duchovny and Dale Cooper, played by Kyle Maclachlan, Twin Peaks 1990

David Duchovny played a transgender woman, Denise, on Twin Peaks in 1990 and when greeting Cooper, the show's protagonist, she says, "I prefer Denise, if you don't mind" and Cooper responds with "OK" and her identity is settled within a couple seconds and was a non-issue, 36 years ago.

Damn I can’t believe they let me believe this cast wasn’t too pussy to vote coach out 😭 #survivor50

YEEEEESSSSS!!!!! Now I can fully enjoy watching this season. Michael REALLY brought it down.

Ticketmaster directors were caught bragging in internal messages about 'robbing [fans] blind'

Messages:

• 'These people are so stupid. I almost feel bad for taking advantage of them'

• 'Robbing them blind, baby. That’s how we do it'

• Charging '$50 to park in the grass' & '$60 for closer grass'

'Overwatch' director Jeff Kaplan left Blizzard after they told him him 1,000 staff would be fired if the game didn't make a specific amount of money

"It was the biggest 'fuck you' moment I've had ... I believed I would never work anywhere besides Blizzard ... and I was like 'we're done here'"

A man in Alabama is set to be executed this Thursday for a murder he did not commit.

Charles Burton was part of a group robbery in which one of his accomplices fatally shot a man in the back, unbeknownst to Burton who had already left the store.

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AOC: He impulsively went in on Venezuela. He impulsively went in on Iran. It led to increased global instability and every time he’s done that, it has been consistent with a spike in what is happening with the Epstein files. I think that he feels existentially tied to it.

Kristi Noem has been fired as DHS Secretary, Donald Trump announces.

Oklahoma Senator Markwayne Mullin has been named as her replacement, effective from March 31st.

‘Scary Movie 6’ will reportedly include parodies of the following films:
• ‘Sinners’
• ‘Weapons’
• ‘A Quiet Place’

(via Dread Central)

He will be our new Amber Borzotra, calling it now 🙂‍↕️

a person laying on a bed with a mickey mouse calendar on the wall behind them Alt: Person flopping on a bed

Me dirty deleting every post I make:

One week and one day until we find out baby’s gender. Sooooo excited❤️

#1 New York Times Bestseller Hoda Kotb I've Loved You Since Forever pictures by Suzie Mason

Don’t read this book to your first child while pregnant with your second! (You will be crying your eyes out by the end!)

Get these weirdos out of my mentions omg 😭

Really don’t need to hear third party voters complaining about people who voted for Kamala. Look at where we are right now.

Official trailer for ‘Spider-Noir’ releases tomorrow 🕷️

Not a football person but I am literally sooooo happy for the Seahawks. Mattress M*ga bet $2 million on the Patriots. Today is a good day💗

You can now doomscroll Wikipedia like social media thanks to a new algorithm

Developer Lyra Rebane’s Xikipedia reformats articles into an endless feed inspired by X and Instagram

Texas has 2.1 million immigrants.

Florida has 1.6 million immigrants.

Minnesota has 130 THOUSAND immigrants.

What Trump is doing was NEVER about immigration.

It’s about RACISM and REVENGE in Minnesota.

He’s not creating jobs, or bringing down grocery prices or making healthcare affordable

This administration is a danger to every single one of us.

New ‘Avengers: Doomsday’ trailer featuring the X-Men

In theaters December 18

It's been five years since Trump tried to overthrow the Constitution.

What unfolded over the five years that followed will be remembered as one of the greatest failures of American institutions in our history.

Dave Filoni and Lywen Brennan will reportedly replace Kathleen Kennedy as the new co-presidents of Lucasfilm

• Dave Filoni will oversee all creative development

• Lywen Brennan will oversee executive duties

• Announcement is expected to be made in a couple weeks

(via Puck News)

James Cameron has officially become the first director in history to have 4 films make over $1B at the global box office 💰