Still thinking about how I wanted to devour all the donuts in the admin meeting this morning

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🐷 manifesting

my belly is being very demanding today so, of course, i’m giving it everything it wants

Belly shadow

May is next month and I will be active on the waitlist for kidney transplant. If you are open to donating a kidney, we can chat via DM and open to check out the site here.

www.uwmedicine.org/specialties/...

Or if you want to do donations on my GoFundMe: gofund.me/2c64d2d50

Walking to get more food

now i think it’s bed time. ok, one more glass of milk first

It would certainly be fun!

Buy 1 get one free burger night. This is me finishing the second one.

i drew this a couple years ago to vent about the state of things and people said i was "doomposting" but honestly things haven't gotten any better so the feeling remains

guess i’m looking fatter because someone at work has started telling me which foods are bad for my waistline. don’t assume i want to be thin.

donuts are good for my waistline.

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need belly rubs and more cheesecake

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Love that I still have to go to my stupid little job while the president threatens imminent nuclear annihilation. Love capitalism.

Yes! Maybe at the same time

Feeling absolutely stuffed. But need some ice cream

Shirtless Superchub wearing shorts showing off his massive belly and moobs

Goodness I am so fat

why is 3-cpo always so mean to r2? like i’m supposed to root for this relationship? r2 can do better

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Thank you! It was a nice way to start the day.

in some much needed good news, i’m back up to 276!

Incredibly funny that the president of the United States can do this and retain command of the American Armed Forces, but I said it about a literal Nazi and got fired from a job writing superhero comics.

Apparently one of my neighbors got a rooster and it won’t shut up!