the ideal society is three rooms:
one has a giant orgy
one has a bunch of bean bags, exercise equipment, and laptops
they are separated by a third room that has a never-ending supply of hamburgers
all other ideologies are perverse deviations from this
Nancy tells Sluggo that she’s been feeding crows lately, but she doesn’t think they remember her yet. Sluggo looks in the sky, to a flock of crows flying in the shape of Nancy’s head. He tells Nancy to turn around.
Nancy 4/7/26
Bob from Bob's Red Mill
The only CEO that ever saw heaven was Bob Moore from Bob's Red Mill and that's because he retired and gave the employees the company but he'd been doing profit sharing since 1990.
BASEBALL YURI (1/5)
The magic of an Irish rainforest.
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I found a place yesterday that has buck-and-a-half oysters from 12 to 2 so I will be both the walrus AND the carpenter today.
Well if that is not just the most bomb ass lego set I've ever seen. I didn't expect it to move and separate it's stages!
guy I know mainly for getting trapped in two separate lifts in one weekend just accidentally sent the middle finger emoji in a chat when he meant 👆
they should invent a “trying to make friends” that doesn’t involve feeling like you are bothering them
Three varieties of tulips occupy a space near a shrub in my garden. There are 4 Orange Emperors, 2 pink and yellow streaked peony tulips, and 3 pale pink and yellow cup shaped flowers.all are surrounded by green foliage.
We all need a break on this challenging day. Here is a bouquet for #TulipTuesday. #Bloomscrolling #EastCoastKin #Flowers #FlowerReport 🌱 #OnlyBeautifulThings #Photography #Gardens
Take me back.
It's important work.
Zombies Don't Talk - sponsored by @snootle-boop.bsky.social ~
Wild Cherry Leshen
QRB with staggering implications.
academy award contending tiktok
Kittys feet in fishnets
Kittys butt in fishnets
Kitty paws and butt :3c
#nsfw #lewd #fishnets #feet #lesbian #ass
Temptation🍓
Digital illustration of Denji and Makima from Chainsawman. Makima is whispering into Denji's ear while embracing him from behind. The background is a big view of Makima's distorted eyes.
・・・・・she is listening・・・・・#csm
Estinien ambushed by red gremlins
#ffxiv
RE9 comic big spider confronts leon, KYEEEHHH!!!! Leon: looks like the itsy bitsy spider... is all grown up a booing is heard from Leon's earpiece Leon, stressed: Sherry, please. I NEED THIS
without his quips all Leon has are his dashing good looks and big beefy muscles 😔 #re9
Maslow's Hierarchy of Weeds
First time smoking hashish in decades and that shit is turning me into a jellyfish I swear to god
Nostalgia
