I did

Just legit accidentally closed my hair in the car door… wtf is my life today?

I’m never not in awe of how beautiful black women are… like .. God really did his big one

I mean… if you feel like it

Beep me 911 or call me on my cellphone, I’ll call you back just to seeeee what you gon tell me

a woman wearing headphones and a pink jacket is sitting at a desk ALT: a woman wearing headphones and a pink jacket is sitting at a desk

You got one time to piss me off before I hit that block button

me tryna connect my charger without getting out of the bed:

The world seems a little overwhelming today. What’s going on up there, brain? 🧠 what we on?

Man, they just keep coming. But it’s cool tho. I’m fuckin w it

Listennnn… little shit like this is some of the most rewarding amazing things I get to do as a dad. I’m fucking ecstatic. And now I gotta take my ass to work and be regular again.

So by the time I finished, they all stood up and clapped and I told them to make sure whatever other dad comes in here, tell them that I did a better job so they’ll try harder. The teacher bust out laughing. My son gave me a hug and I dipped

The teacher lookin and me and I’m fielding questions like a responsible adult n shit. It was hilarious

So the kids are into it bc it’s about a little boy who wants a new room bc he don’t wanna share a room w his little brother. The kids keep stopping me to tell me about their siblings. One set of twins was talking bout the other twin and one kid said he ain’t have no daddy.

And the teacher is like, “do you wanna read another one?” And I’m like, “cool, as long as I’m not intruding” so she hands me this book called ‘I wanna new room’. Bet.

So she hands me Fox in Socks by Dr Seuss. Now I know she seen these adult braces, but whatever. So, I’m reading thru and adding commentary and the kids are loving it! It’s great. My son in the back never stops smiling. I finished, do a little Q and A to make sure they were paying attention

So they’re all in 4th grade and I go in and he’s beaming w pride and his teacher is all “thanks for coming” n I’m like nah thanks for having me. Little does she know, I was the kid who ALWAYS volunteered to read out loud. Fuck she thought!!

So, I signed up to read to the kids at my son’s school bc I just enjoy being involved and I like the fact that my son thinks I’m cool.

Since I still got a gang of followers for the moment, lemme tell yall how my day is already awesome af

Def like 6’2.5

Like let’s go already

🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

Ppl who say this used to have silver caps in they mouth as kids

Face card eats down 😍 #BlackSky #AddToBlackSky

1987

Let it be known I died doing what I loved… making inappropriate jokes at the worst possible moment

Oh he can fuck right off

You shouldn’t be mean to people you ask to put your genitals in their mouth. I don’t know why this is a hard concept, but getting people to understand this is like pulling teeth.

Dominatrix

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