You snooze you win

Okay anyway this is no joke, Chris is spending his mornings whimsically cutting out little cards and rounding off the corners and drawing dragons and portraits and whatever on them just to tuck them into all orders for a treat. They are delightful and precious.

The existence of women's sports is a historical one that was reinforced at regular intervals by patriarchal assumptions that women are more fragile and need to be "protected"
It doesn't reflect any statistical truth
(1/2)

This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

“What are you in for?”

“Felony bralessness”

Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

An AI-free OS for an AI-free product line with a written guarantee from Apple not to insert AI into users’ devices at a later date.

Tapping the sign again.

I look forward to finding out :⁠-⁠D

That sounds like a better way to wake up than the Today programme tbh

the Trump Cabinet currently has as many women as it does rapists

Yes, I have just done a naked forward roll. But there was a good reason Adrian Chiles

Opinion Homes I've no fewer than 17 wooden spoons. But I have a favourite and I'd miss it for ever if it went missing Adrian Chiles

Celebrating 4/20 in your 20’s vs celebrating 4/20 in your 30’s

Coachella is trying to wipe all of the footage of The Strokes protest set so I’m gonna post it here. The last images on the screen made me cry.

Heh

Here's a heads‑up for any hay fever sufferers struggling with tree pollen 🤧

Birch pollen levels are increasing to moderate or high for some, and oak pollen season is starting soon 🌳

Thiiiiisssss

Fuck. I'm so sorry. Wishing hot spikes for anyone who ever got an MBA

a woman is sitting at a table holding a tea bag in her hand . Alt: Aubrey Plaza looking at you like Aubrey Plaza

"it's the gluten free sausage roll because the vegan one isn't gluten free"

Caffeinated against my wishes in a café that can't parse gluten free *and* vegetarian 🥳

Thank you!

Thank you! xx

3 bags of truffles from Jenkins' Emporium. The flavour doesn't matter to you because they're mine, get your own

Well happy birthday me :⁠-⁠D

And the wiccan equivalent of an exorcism

I don’t think we talk nearly enough about the fact that corporations like Amazon, don’t pay a single cent to maintain the roads they use, the transportation system they use, the courts they use, they pay nothing for the infrastructure that is absolutely critical to their business.

WE Pay for

Strong agree!

Heh

The Fae folk are coming to get you...

Probably a bit too south for you