The oldest known image of Keith Richards, published around 1140 AD ...

“Let it be writ upon thy meagre grave: I did not have sexual relations with that woman.”

arbitrage, from trueslazac

The best and funniest decision Fromsoft made with Elden Ring’s weapons was to give the trumpet a devastating bubble attack.

The famously impossible final boss of the DLC is weak to these bubbles so I’m giving it a shot. It’s going well.

The original Minions movie trapped the Minions in an ice cave from 1814 to the 1950s SPECIFICALLY TO AVOID THIS QUESTION

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ngl they kinda cooked us with this one

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Wow.

Luigi is a Partisan who will go on to lead the Italian Communist Party in Sicily

The replies to this thread are immaculate.

Mussolini's headquarters, with a minion

Spoiler: The Minions end up working for the Harding administration and inadvertently blow the lid on Teapot Dome.

[pushing up glasses] in mario kart bowser does not take the position of an enemy per se but is merely another participant invited to the racing competition. there is no hero or villain, no moral valence to the races in mario kart

Coming 2027:

Mario & Luigi: Blackshirt Bedlam

THE MINIONS ON EPSTEIN ISLAND.

So why exactly retconn the solution?

Canonically, the Minions always work for the most evil people in the world at a given point in time. It is so hilariously unnecessary to make a film that implies they will soon work for Hitler.

No one is forcing you to make this movie! Who thought this was a good idea?!

I'm very unhappy about this.

It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for him.

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

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I work in tech, which means I always feel a little compromised ethically. It’s often not intolerable, but I have in fact quit a job because they asked the wrong things of me.

Money is complicated… but if you work at Palantir and you’re NOT a Nazi, I don’t know how you can spend another day there.

elden ring update: beat morgott on the second attempt, i am as unto a god, i will be the elden lord. yes i have deleted and reposted this twice because i kept getting morgott and margit confused. the second one. in leyndell

The voters who were interested in this project are all just partisan Dems now, and often not especially moderate ones

I work in tech, which means I always feel a little compromised ethically. It’s often not intolerable, but I have in fact quit a job because they asked the wrong things of me.

Money is complicated… but if you work at Palantir and you’re NOT a Nazi, I don’t know how you can spend another day there.

*ass

a whole bunch of frogs in a sewer drain

they’re waiting on the signal

Well that’s your problem, not mine. Get out of my replies.

My dad's dad did the same thing with scostumato/a, which roughly "little bastard" or "pain in the ass" or "shameless hussy," depending on the context.

He is not, but I love this little fact. Thanks for sharing.