thunder in the distance...the sound of a man pulling the rip cord on his weed wacker with reckless abandon...eyup

damn there are some ODD looking clouds coming my way rn...not stopping the guy mowing his lawn tho

anyway. The point is that it's his fault I'm like this.

Literally couldn't have shit in Detroit in the 80s bro. The cops were even more brazenly mobster like back then lmao. Btw he got picked up by two larger oafish cops and dangled around about it. Did NOT get that car back.

second of all. I'm mad because you're right, guy who nearly got into a fist fight with Detroit cops who stole his car during a baseball game,

telling my dad I about lost my mind at a township meeting last night and he goes "that's what I'd expect tbh. you ARE my kid after all" listen man. First of all I'm way cooler than you,

Who's on first

That's so fucking funny

The Achewood "Hey guys! Guess who just got yelled at" panels

[sees that Why unblocked everyone]

dhuartson: Don't let anyone talk you out of spending $15 on a new hobby. That $50 will be the best $400 you ever spent.

This is not wrong.

Drowning meme, showing Bluesky leadership paying attention to AI while the codebase drowns, and why's phone dead at the bottom

🤝 pleasure doing business with you sir

ykw...It hurt my tiny peepee as well. We should ask for repeepeerations from it.

right....so no one said anything about his looks.

hey they were making fun of you. For using the fascist resource suck machine to ask about dick pokemon.

"sexist" to a man? You think you can be sexist to a man? Erm...what the lasagna

God shit is so dire.

I'm sitting at my coffee place before I get back on the work grind today and it's so cute when folks get excited with the baristas about how things are made...like the pure wonder at how their homemade toasted marshmallow syrup gets made is making me tear up a little.

Slippers that look like burgers...a la Birkenstock

The side profile

ugliest things I've ever seen. They should be mine and mine alone.

brother sent me a link to slippers I can best describe as "burgerstocks" so like. Well obviously I need them.

I feel way less bad about the violence I unleashed on the guy next to me for laughing about rape

Let's all say "good job Matty for resisting the urge to ask him to call you a slur to your face during public comments. On account of this being a way bigger mess than I was aware of."

Why is the defense with these weirdos always "I was just reposting memes that I think are funny, I didn't make them so I'm not the one who's violently racist here."

Small Michigan Town Greets BLM Protest with Snipers, Slurs and Pro Trump Chants The sleepy town of Bedford, Michigan found itself in the center of a scandal recently when local School Board member, Todd Bruning, was…

All from a couple years ago when he was a member of the school board, to be clear. Anyway YIKES!! YIKES!!!

HA! there are multiple news articles about that bozo from last night. Incredible.

I wish humans could contract rabies without dying 💔 I'd be such a good rabid raccoon to let loose on people

Ok I feel bad for saying "fat white dudes" because they weren't even fat (positive) and I shouldn't give them that much cred. It was like 50/50 duck dynasty/arrested development

Everybody wants help from the humble queer but noooobody wants to respect em

My boss saved me LMAO we left which is why I'm . Posting now.