I want your love Wendy

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Nothings gonna change my love for you Glenn…

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No googling. Name another member of INXS that isn’t Mickey Hutchings.

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Ralph McTell sings Streets of London...again! - Big Train - BBC comedy YouTube video by BBC Studios

Pulp playing one off the new album at Glasto:

#FlagWankers #TOTP

youtu.be/p1YNEtaHbzA?...

No. *This* is Art Garfunkel.

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Cerys can use this toilet.

I can’t.

Political correctness gone mad.

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One for the dads. Hi Cerys.

With your voice like 100 Marlboro cigarettes a day.

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I remember when I couldn’t tune a guitar as well. Don’t feel bad for Robbie’s guitarist.

#TOTP

Has anyone done the “I don’t remember this one from Chumbawumba” gag yet?

#TOTP

“Hey ChatGPT, create me a Beatles soundalike song and video but sung by a massive bunch of cunts”

#TOTP

I won’t have it when people say Oasis ripped The Beatles off.

SHOW ME ANY EVIDENCE?!?!

#TOTP

Play “No Surprises” you cowards.

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Which Backstreet Boy Is Gay? YouTube video by Robertmcmahon1994

youtu.be/VBfXlG8sfWQ?...

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“You’ve got a bunch of guys about to turn blue, thanks a bunch”

The voice of CAPCOM Charlie Duke during the Apollo XI moon landing.

Later became the youngest person to walk on the moon on Apollo 16.

Still with us today.

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“With Godspeed John Glenn”

I met John Glenn whilst working in Washington as he was training to go back into space as an OAP.

He was one of my heroes.

Had a coffee and a chat with him.

What an almighty bellend.

Never meet your heroes kids.

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Well, these boys can’t sing for shite can they?

Good evening.

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Well, 1998 was a pile of dog-toffee but 1985 and 1984 were decent.

Same time next week?

Bit surreal that by next weeks #TOTP I’ll likely know whether I’ve got cancer. Again.

Wish me luck.

Cha’mone. Hee hee.

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This is your reminder that Welcome to the Pleasuredome is a sublimely put together album that deserves an hour or so of your time.

#TOTP

Playing Two Tribes tonight on the evening that all out Nuclear Armageddon has taken another step forward feels especially poignant.

#TOTP

HE’S JUST BEEN ON!!

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Nick Heyward, Howard Jones and Nik Kershaw are the same person and you’ll never convince me otherwise.

#TOTP

Pretty sure Jeff Lynne gave Ozzy Osbourne this song. #TOTP

Green Gartside looks at least a year younger than the last time we saw him on #TOTP

Yes, he’s an insufferable bellend, but The Smiths were truly a fantastic band.

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Who are these Kunst?

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The all-time worst charity single ever.

Fight me.

#TOTP

To be fair, Fish was very funny in Police Academy,

#TOTP

I recently did a fashion shoot with the ex-singer from Marillion.

Dead easy.

Like shooting Fish in apparel…

#TOTP