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Not looking forward to the tube strikes, but I am staying in one of my favourite hotels in London for the next few nights, so that almost makes up for it.

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Awake. Awake. Awake.

I’ll post pictures when I’m done, but just having a few small symbolic bits done on my inner-arms.

In the pub. Someone just farted very loudly. Dirty betch.

I've never seen it either. Sowwy.

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Booked my first tattoos in for May. Eep! Wish me luck...

It’s a lovely sunny day, so I’m in the garden, with a glass of pinot, watching the fish. And speaking of fish, I’ve also been out and bought 3 new fantails who I’m calling The Supremes.

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Doing the empties (recycling) and apparently I’ve drunk 9 bottles of wine in the last week…

I loves me kitty.

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I'm only on episode 1 of Starfleet Academy and I cannot understand why it's been cancelled because it's better than SNWs (IMHO).

Watching 'Werewolves'. Is it a cheesy b-movie? Yes. Did it deserve the panning it got? No. If you're basically expecting The Purge but with werewolves as the baddies, then you're fine.

Just noticed that my beard hair is turning very salt and peppery. Damn, I’m getting older.

Having to do all the housework today. Hasa diga Eebowai!

Just learned that some people were queueing for Record Store Day since 7pm last night! That’s madness.

Watching 'Good Boy'. It's an interesting concept for a movie, but I feel the execution is leaving a lot to be desired...

Have agreed a summer trip to Denmark and southern Sweden. Any recommendations are welcome!

Oh really? Maybe a midnight drop? Maybe she'll drop the whole album at once? Like I said, it's not really my cup of tea. I was always hoping she'd do a sequel to Ray of Light. That I would love.

I'd love a Discovery phaser. I've always wanted a Tricorder too, although I prefer the TNG design of those.

Ah, was hoping there'd be some physical props rather than just costumes I'd never fit in. Dang.

Where is this? I could be in the market for something.

It's allegedly leaked all over Twitter. Not my cup of tea.

Alisha Rules The World finally on vinyl. Hoorah. Can’t wait to give this a listen.

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The new Doctor Who dollies range is most exciting. If, like me, you're a complete nerd.

Had a very odd dream last night where I bought 3 guinea pigs but two of them got out of their cage and got lost and I was frantically trying to find them. I wonder what Sigmund Freud would make of that.

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Just gone 9pm and I am off to bed!

That's the one I prefer.

I'm designing my first tattoo. Font wise, do you guys prefer the handwritten style (right)? Or the typewriter style (left)?

Katy Perry denounced as a sex-pest was not on my 2026 bingo card.

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Sometimes only a jacket potato with cheese and beans will do.

You can't see if I'm not listening
You can't hear with my eyes open
I can't hate with my eyes open
I feel better when I'm numb