nossa mas cês tão incomodados pq as imagem ñ tá carregando?

POIS É EXATAMENTE ASSIM PRAS PESSOAS CEGAS OU LIMITAÇÕES QDO VCS POSTAM SEM ALT

Reminder to make sure your Bluesky settings require alt text on every image!

É apenas um quadrado cinza, como as demais imagens daqui hoje, que não abrem

Vamos de nude

The USA wants to treat everyone as terrorists as an excuse to invade other countries and rob their resources.

I am a humble Brazilian artist and I can see this, so why are the government leaders all over the world purposely closing their eyes?

Why are they afraid of Mad Usian Presidential Karen?

Color photo that is discolored with age of a shiny shorthaired black cat sitting in a low box. There’s a white pair of shoes next to it, making it appear as if the shoes probably were the original inhabitants of the box.

I am shoes now. Photo from my collection, 1976.

Honestly, Mousecow...
#EverybodyLovesMousecow

Wattle is, yet again, THE DRAMA.

She is fed, and warm, and pottied, and HOW DARE I change the bedding.

Thy neck is like the tower of David builded for an armoury, whereon there hang a thousand bucklers, all shields of mighty men.

I don't think non-Black people understand how much Black people calculating spaces as to whether they'd be hostile to Black people.

It's the same way I think men don't understand that women navigate spaces thinking about whether or not they'd be safe

Hey man, we cool? I just noticed that when I look at you the reticle turns red.

Before I was even aware, my soul commanded me like the chariots of my nobles: Return, return, O Shulamite; return, return, that we may look upon thee. What will ye see in the Shulamite? As it were, the dance of battling armies.

Google Starts Scanning All Your Photos As New Update Goes Live Google wants its AI to see all the photos of "you and your loved ones." Billions of users must now decide.

“Take a moment to think before you dive in. That’s the best advice for Google Photos users, as the company confirms its latest update can scan all your photos to “use actual images of you and your loved ones” in AI image generation.”

www.forbes.com/sites/zakdof...

Agate (or Agatha) to keep the naming theme with Jasper!

A dragon perches at the top of a pyramid shaped building in this digital painting of a modern city at night. The colors are gray and gold. The dragon is black lit with warm light. People gather on a rooftop to watch it

"Modern Dragons" launches tomorrow 🐉

Don’t forget to take care of yourself.
Don’t forget to rest.
Don’t forget to read banned books.
Don’t forget to dream.
Don’t forget to become a terrifying legend that timid townsfolk whisper about in the dark.

InfoWars Let me tell you a story. When I was a child, I suffered from night terrors. It was always the same dream: I could hear my family and neighbors wailing…

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Is this the baby with bad vibes?

Goodnight from Nev Rampley, clothes reeking of petrol and burning after attempts to destroy evidence of his dealings with Faeries in Hedgegate Lane. Goodnight from Sarah Passmore, hoping the cart and call of the phantom cat’s meat man won’t keep her awake. Goodnight from Hookland.

This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

poorly drawn cat with very long legs

a picture of a white-and-gray cat lounging on the edge of a bed, its front legs hanging straight down unusually long toward the floor

One of the Sandy Hook families lives in hiding 1500 mi away from their baby’s grave due to people stalking them.

The graves of multiple children have been defaced.

One of the fathers had to submit DNA evidence to prove his son was a REAL HUMAN BEING after Alex Jones’ book said he never existed.

The short description is that you're looking at a river, surrounded by rocks and trees. The long description is that you're standing on some wet rocks and boulders at the edge of a rushing river, watching as it curves off into the distance. The water is turbulent from the rocks beneath and standing here you'd be definitely hearing the waterfall directly behind you as white noise magic. Surrounding you and the rocks are great mossy tree branches, arching over your head. They're a lush green and will be dripping water on you every now and then, but you won't mind. The rocks at the river's edge are green with moss and very wet and pleasingly soft to touch. The smell is a delightful fug of leaf mold, greenery, sharp, chilly fresh air and peace. Standing here, you know you want to stay a little longer. Maybe sit on the nearby bench and take all this in for a while. Maybe eat that lunch you packed as you hear the birds overhead calling to each other and let your mind relax.

A picture from our walk along the river at Te Puna o Riuwaka. It doesn't capture half the magic. (As always, more in the alt text)

According to the data
we are currently seeing
the lowest level
of daily COVID infections
that we have seen in years:
217,000 new daily infections,
and though I know
this is good news,
I can’t help but feel that
217,00 new daily infections
is still very bad news.

Everyone thinks they are healthier than they are. I’m here to tell you Covid has impacted you in ways your body hasn’t shown you yet.

O my dove, in the clefts of the rock, concealed in the cliff, let me see thy countenance, let me hear thy voice; thy pleasant voice, and thy comely countenance.

Photo of an orange t-shirt with the image of a strange creature with a large sunflower bloom for a head, tree branch arms and legs, and a skirt made out of layers of leaves and water droplets. There are falling golden petals all around it.

New design up in my threadless store! Available on many different kinds of apparel and home goods with different background colors! Do you need your own eldritch harvest god? This and other images available now!

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Photo of a longhaired tortie cat lying on a sunny sidewalk with grass lawn on either side. It has a round little dark object in front of it, a toy maybe.

Photo from my collection, writing on the back says “General Nuisance. Summer 1954”.

me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby sitting on the top level of a carpet cat tree, looking cool and smart

Wat if Fiasco had... new fancy author photo...

Infowars logo but gay frogged

God bless

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