Shrinking me and then calling me slurs and everything else you've always wanted to tell me before casually plucking me up and taking me to my new life as personal stress relief implement.

Brie: I hope he doesn't realise I didn't get him anything for his birthday
Dust: Best day ever

A lovely birthday gift from Brie to me.
Probably the only day of the year she doesn't troll me

I gotta relearn how to steal all the music I need and put it on my new DAP.

But I'm just a little guy. Woe. If I squeak enough do you think someone will do it for me?

I csnt beleive I missed this, if yiure still doing badges for fwa I submitted a form.

Hmmmmm 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

I think as the owner of the item you can do whatever you desire.

I offer my kingdom for saftey and protection. ;b

Think of the power I could have...

I csn be an inventory support item.

Squirrel Bomba though. Hmmmmmm

I regret to inform you that this is me

OH I thought that was just a regional dialog.

Ooops.

Giants talk weird anyway. Rawr I thunder and stuff. Rawr.

All rodents are pests~

Gotta sign that contract~

What a wonderful concept.

Girl dinner but its me snacking on little ladies.

I said girl dinner but I'm ruining my dinner!

This thought was prompted by how I've been baby sitting a vendor all day and havnt eaten yet.

Ill chalk that up to me reducing my calories after last night.

Sometimes rats will do anything for some of that good stuff (totally tiberium)

What Bomba wants

This is the fucking dream right here.

This could be me if I wasn't taking over the world right now.

Yesterday I got myself a giant cupcake.

I also stood firm with my boundaries.

And I only feel a little bit bad about it. We on the road to progress. Perhaps I am the chosen one.

You can just draw me. The biggest rat... comparatively speaking.

You know what?

Progress is still progress.

Hell yeah. We appreciate a big cat around here~

I think that would really show them who's boss. 👀💦

They are so perfect.

The days almost over. T.T

My current cycle of emotions.

My rat ass just showing itself off. But it's tiny so you cant fuck it.

Guess you should get a taste instead. Womp womp.

See a butt, post a butt~ #420