Roscoe, a very fluffy pomsky dog, lying on an ottoman. His head is between his feet and his tongue is sticking out just a tiny bit.

Roscoe says goodnight, Gizmo. Sweet dreams

HAITIAN REPRESENTATION LET'S FUCKING GO

I love hit television show or flag means death

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But it is tho…chatting with ai should be considered like chatting with a malevolent demon that may seem like it can help you but you can never trust it and it may well drive you into madness

This news comes almost eight years to the day after the Sandy Hook families first filed their defamation lawsuit against Infowars. If the situation is as I believe it to be, the deal still has to be approved by a judge. More soon -

I think it's more old people refuse to retire so 40 year olds are infantilized and have nothing but the wreckage of the world the boomers boomed to navigate

for the OFMD crowd who might now know, this means that Doug will now be creative director of Info Wars

Hippo "hungry": TALK FOR YOU!!!

It's not actually internet connected, it's just a neat little tool to record dinner conversations. Ostensibly to look back on grandparents stories or something but practically most people would use it to settle "I never said that!" arguments.

High in fibre, low in fat.

The Democratic Party, rather than pivot to address the social inequality and abandonment of the working class — which it helped orchestrate — has hit upon tax cuts as a road to regaining power. It will, once again, reduce our social, economic and political crisis to the personality of Trump.

Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

THIS abuse of power needs attention, @judiciarydems.senate.gov !

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

Please stand by for more.

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A share of merch sales will go to the Sandy Hook families, which will be the first time they get any money since they filed this lawsuit eight years ago.

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Donald, after being told Air Force personnel were missing in Iran, had a freakout that got him excluded from an important briefing. He was't worried about the missing pilots. No, he only cared that a failed operation would hurt HIS POLL NUMBERS, as it had Jimmy Carter's. What a self-absorbed prick.

they want your forests.
6,000 forest service employees fired. wildfire fighters let go right before fire season. headquarters ripped out and shipped to utah. 10 regional offices closed. 50+ research facilities across 31 states shuttered.

Can we please Make America Normal Again?

In 2023, Governor JB Pritzker was joined by Lieutenant Governor Juliana Stratton, Illinois Secretary of State Alexi Giannoulias, advocates, and lawmakers at the Harold Washington Library to sign legislation outlawing book bans in Illinois.

Illinois made history as the first state to outlaw book bans once and for all.

Marginalizing people, ideas, or facts has no place in our state — and they have no place in a democracy.

This National Library Week, we continue our commitment to free thought and free speech.

Utah Bans Four More Books, Bringing Total to 32 The state of Utah has banned four more books from every public school statewide. That brings the total of state-sanctioned bans to 32.

The state of Utah has banned four more books, bringing the number of state-sanctioned book bans to 32.

Of those, 24 are by women and the average publication date is 2009.

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Federal Judge Vacates Kennedy Declaration, Permanently Blocks Trump's Trans Youth Care Hospital Threats The judgment overturns the Kennedy Declaration which has been used to force 40 hospitals to drop trans youth care.

1. This weekend, a federal judge permanently blocked funding threats to providers and hospitals that provide trans youth care.

The judge also blocked "any similar policy."

Hospitals have NO excuse and must return to providing care under many blue state laws.

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Can we fucking talk about the fact that shitbag corporations like Amazon don’t pay a single cent to maintain the roads they use, the transportation system they use, the courts they use, they pay fuckall for the infrastructure that is absolutely critical to their business.

WE Pay for ALL that shit.

Business Legend Warren Buffet calls out America's Billionaires

If 800 other major corporations paid what Warren Buffett's Berkshire Hathaway did in taxes, Americans wouldn't have to pay a dime.

Top panel: No, I'm not a wreck, I'm angry. Middle panel: And that doesn't make me mad, or drunk, or hysterical. Bottom panel: That just makes me angry!

Becca Garvey Spring

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Caught a red tailed hawk album cover today. 🪶

Consecutive nerd popes is one of the best things to have happened in contemporary religion