A message to Sickos abandoning All-American Alcohol for the Latest Fad “420 Day”:

Just because you CANnabis doesn't mean you SHOULDabis.

@theonion.com

Nation’s Sensitive Kids Denounce NHL Goal Horn

Nation’s Sensitive Kids Denounce NHL Goal Horn

Can we hear “Hold My Hand” by Hottie and the Blowfish?! So happy to be back for another great season

Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York.

Have fizzy help

a drawing of a monk wearing dark glasses and rolling dice at a table

gambling monk, germany, 15th century

When I saw market basket was closing at noon I was shocked they even opened

Anyone I know running Super Bowl squares for $50 or more? 👀

ICE is now responsible for 66% of the homicides in Minneapolis this year.

Videodrome next

A cigarette from The Beatles: Get Back - Episode 3 (2000) - 2:06:40

The Beatles: Get Back - Episode 3 (2000) - 2:06:40
Dir. Peter Jackson
Runtime 138 minutes
🚬 x 83, or one cigarette every 1.66 minutes
⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️
howmanycigarettes.com/the-beatles-get-back-epi...

My mom kept special nutter butter dog treats at our condo and my friend ate one after a Dave Matthews show because he didn’t realize they were for dogs lmao. Tbf we were kinda drunk and they were def not clearly labeled

Vindicated!!!!

You’re doing great!! Vapes are bad

Don’t know if I personally love the phrase “Morrissey alert”

Woke up to your text about wanting to get up and eat dessert: I’m glad you did

Funny enough I’m playing tonight (poorly)

A cigarette from Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood (2019) - 0:13:19

Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood (2019) - 0:13:19
Dir. Quentin Tarantino
Runtime 162 minutes
🚬 x 60, or one cigarette every 2.7 minutes
⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️
howmanycigarettes.com/once-upon-a-time-in-holl...

The old heads call them screamers because back in the day in order to generate power for the HVAC and lights they’d constantly have to be running at full power, I think that’s fun

The virgin GP40 vs the Chad F40

This is a nightmare!!

A random aside: my great grandmother is also from Kenmare. I know you mentioned your grandfather is from there

You did great!!!

well well well if it isn't the blowjob brothers

best family trip since january 6th

Better Call Saul - Jimmy and Chuck sings The Winner Takes It All YouTube video by The Coordinate

youtu.be/qll7hCYFNjs?...

About to mail you a $20 bill or something

It’s insane you’re on like hour 48 of this or whatever

Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative