So happy the hung the quotation marks

What if people cared about genocide as much as they cared about a restaurant logo.

Took me way too long

I legit thought the front of the train was a dude wearing a hat

Didn’t work out. But oh well. Thank you!

Anticipation is hard. Could use all the good vibes and 🤞🤞🤞

No kings

Plz Venmo me $70 so I can get this cool Roger rabbit thing on eBay thx

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What if Lumon Industries had a basketball team? Your outie buys silly shirts that I make. #severance

Nice booby trap

Haven’t slept since December

Sailin’ on

Ah yea my son wants to watch EVERYTHING so it’s usually a battle

Hard same. Couldn’t remember my password but deleted that account.

At what age do you just say “fuck it” and let your kid watch whatever movies they want?

The best part of that “Spaceman” movie is when the giant spider says “the hot bean water is a sacred ritual”

I sleep so much better without sleeves

ABP

Always Be Poopin’

I actually don’t care which one we get rid of let’s just cut out this nonsense

A set of four stools in red, green, yellow and white look like a stacked burger because each stool stop is shaped like a piece of the sandwich. The yellow stool top is like a cheese slice. The brown has a padded burger seat. The green is lettuce shaped.

Burger stacking stool set by www.instagram.com/houskorea

Cool thing about working from home is that no one noticed I left the tag on my new shirt all day

Made a Roger Rabbit sticker

Failed Imagineer Failed Imagineer Souvenir Shop

Buy one! shop.failedimagineer.com

Made a silly sticker if you’d like one

“Dead men tell some tales” - whatever pirate

Same